LegionOfEvil

The Bayformers movies are like getting a cavity filled at the dentist. The events happen far enough apart that you don't remember how painful and unpleasant the last time was. Plus, the previous ones were bad, but I don't remember being really appalled by dialog in them. SPOILER ALERT: There is a scene in this movie where one of the main characters has a LAMINATED CARD explaining the Texas law that makes it legal for him to date/bang an underage girl.

You should really cover this movie. It's got something for everyone on your crew. Underage girl in cheeky shorts and 4-inch heels (on a fucking farm). Action hero using plastic prop like a child's pew-pew laser gun. Female characters with no personality beyond screaming and whining. Asian female business executive who is coincidentally a martial arts & motorcycle stunt expert. Lazy special effects ("I'm tired of animating Transformers, can we just have them transform off camera? Or maybe they could just turn into a pile of cubes and then the pile of cubes becomes a robot?") Action sequences that are visual nonsense. Destruction of the same city as the last movie, because they had leftover helicopter footage? Thomas Lennon trying to save a couple of scenes. TJ Miller trying to save a couple of scenes. Lengthy discussion of why it's okay for a 20 year-old to bang a 17 year-old, shortly after a main character has died horrifically. Dialog that can't be heard over the explosions and shattering glass. Ethnic stereotype robots.