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Juan Swarlos

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  3. Posted

    BE ADVISED THIS POST IS NOT CROW RELATED

     

    Did anyone else get an ad on the earwolf homepage for World of Paella? I honestly cannot figure out what (diabolical?) entity is behind this website and why it was advertised. Is there a paella lobby out there trying to propagate knowledge of what paella is and how to make it? Am I a prawn in their grand, delicious scheme? Whatever the ploy was I think at this point I have fallen for it.

     

    http://www.worldofpa...OnPoster=1#home

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  7. Posted

    Top 5 JuanSwarlos posts.

     

    3. The one where he responded to being rebuked by silvrwmmn

     

    Over it. Set up an online dating profile yesterday. Even mentioned HH in the profile (sure to land me tons of poon).

     

    1. The one where he told that great joke about how this is the best show. (needs citation)

     

    Saving it for when I get the pro version. Might settle for a like from Hayzie Bone.

     

    And this joke...its going to blow everybody's dicks off

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  8. Posted

    I did some freakingnomics with likes-to-posts ratios of all (?) forum members who posted in last weeks episode and came to some pretty interesting conclusions. As of ~11 pm on September 28, the list is as follows.

     

    RanRan - 10.0

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    Joe Lerini - 2.2

     

     

    Ok I was left off the list...no big deal...clearly a Dr. Frog power move...should I say something? Eh f-ck it I'm above all this political forum bullsh-t. They'll probably get over this whole list thing in a couple pages anyway.

     

    Speaking of lists and dicks, I've made a list of the posters with the best dicks (also, I've written next to each name a rating of how good of a person he/she is):

     

    G-ddammit.

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  10. Posted

    I'm drunk with a guy friend kinda like Chason's recent post. I know like Dairy Pillows would say, I should be "entertaining" him but he doesn't listen to podcasts, so I'm not sure how to

     

     

    So this is what it feels like to have your heart ripped out of your skellington and put through a meat grinder. Thought we had something back on page 4...17 pages later and this new guy is blowing up my spot and probably doesn't even own a lobster suit!!!

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  14. Posted

    I'd like to be the first to congratulate Mark on opening up a new franchise in the alley directly adjacent to my bedroom window. Whoever he has running this one is a real pro – I don’t know if they are filling the dumpster with marbles first or what, but I wasn’t aware it was humanly possible to make this much noise with simple dumpsters. Guess that’s why I didn’t get the job!

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    For Hayes: Late last year I was browsing through some celebrity digs online and came across a listing for 'The DavenPort'. Can you walk us through the estate? Over here in the midwest we are not familiar with 'Aquaplanetariums' and yet you appear to have four of them.

     

    For Sean: Many people fail to realize that when your performances are referred to as being "so money" that this is now a literal interpretation. Please explain the process and challenges involved with replacing Abraham Linkedin on the new $5 bill.

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    Hey y'all, just wanted to say that I'm digging the 'cast and its got me bussin' my whole shit off every episode. After the first few HH episodes I actually started listening to RSS (no knowledge of reality shows whatsoever) and am about halfway through...as they say in the biz, "I'm lovin' it!" Any chance of it returning for another series next year? This was probably addressed in the final episode but I'm not there yet!

     

    Bryant Husskey of TV and movies has asked us to do a dramatic reading with him of one of the many scripts he has in the pipeline right now.

     

    I wouldn't mind getting my ears on an excerpt of American History XXX: Lincoln Logjammin' for scoop purposes.

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  21. Posted

    Sark, any suggestions on the perfect wedding gift for Honey Boo Boo's recently wed mother?

     

    I say take it a step further and talk to TLC about dropping some Honey Boo Boo sponsored loot Sark...Blackie would look great in that tux.

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