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  1. "Umbrellas, umbrellas, umbrellas!" cried the street vendor, but his warning arrived too late for those of us who had already purchased umbrellas at regular retail prices. RIP
  2. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% water with trace elements of minerals, lactic acid, and urea.
  3. Then Sonic the Hedgehog gazed deep into her eyes and said, "I'm sorry Pink Ranger Kimberly, my commitment to galactic peace precludes me from having super hot sex and starting a family with you at this time."
  4. If you can't handle me at frequencies inaudible to the human ear, then you don't deserve me at 8:30 this Sunday after an ALL NEW Cybill
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    EPISODE 337 — The Ying and the Yankovic

    Lordship adds 50lbs per stone. Rich folk get all the perks.
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    This would be a great one to talk about. This movie makes WAY less sense than ANY of the American Ninja movies. This one is so preposterous and so much more hard to follow. There's so much goofy stuff in this one: the dummy shots into the ravine, the 5 minute slo-mo bit in the village - hell, the entire village sequence is beyond the pale, and the fights are all godawful. The Khan character alone needs his own movie. Also, the big bad in this is in Rage and Honor with Cynthia Rothrock, so that's fun too.
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    The Paper Boy (1994)

    This movie is amazing. Not the new one with Zac Efron. This one stars Alexandra Paul as a woman returning to her old hometown with her daughter and being stalked by a weird neighbor kid who's obsessed with joining their family. I first saw it on an old screener VHS and have been looking for a better copy forever. It's now available for streaming on Amazon, and it's just incredible. Can't recommend this enough. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110770/