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it's only reasonable that we include this here:

yeah, i'm not seeing CBB or Spontaneanation in Pocket Casts. this world is bullshit. **edit** this ep is amazing. faith in humanity restored.

" "I'm getting an "I don't like you" vibe. Anyone else?? " That's their style. They pretend to hate each other. Scott has "banned" Brett from the show after they've gotten in fake heated arguments. " just putting this out there: the initial commenter was likely being "sarcastic" or possibly using "irony" -- so it's likely that the words he or she wrote were intended to have a different meaning than the literal meaning of those words. ps, i enjoy the civil dialog that we can have on this site.

i don't get it. ... also, Ming saying Aquaman makes me sad that no one followed that up with "Scott Aquaman" now that's a solid bit. call me -- i'm available for punch-ups.

America has gotten good and drunk again and is sitting on the dock pooping Florida into the ocean. Florida is America's poop.

the world is just a machine that takes in humans and spits out money.

holy shia labeouf!

pants humor. solid.

"well, we have a woman president... don't we?" "..." "yyeeeess?"

it took me five days to finish this one in between naps.

what if Nick Thune visited Foon? i bet Foon Thune is good Thune.

"... between one minute and a light year..." dammit Scott, a light year is a measure of distance, not time. jesus christ, i thought this show was written by nerds? also, i thought this show was written? i may be the problem here.

need more "Shaggy on Shaggy" EDIT: holy shit! b b b b b b b onu s s s s s s!!!

i love the earthquake talk -- reminds me of Michael's appearance on the CBB tv show (season 3, ep 6 - Nick Offerman Wears a Green Flannel Shirt & Brown Boots) Also, Showalter should work at one of those gay camps because he's so good at being a straight man that he made Scotty even more straight. that makes sense, right?

i have never been in a corn maze but i'm amazed by corn nevertheless

good one. sometimes i think scott and everyone that listens to this show have only ever listened to 90s alternative rock.

i see Pemberton went with the shades to get into character classic Dicker.

i was also extremely tickled by this. also by Scott's insisting that Jon must "be loving this" because they were talking about him. "happy nuts eve everyone!"

politics mixed with comedy? now that's a spicy meatball

i feel like i might be missing a bit or inside riff, because i really enjoyed Marvin (Marvin Phelps?!). to be fair as soon as i heard Marvin i thought "oh wow, a fellow two-wheel rider!" so maybe i'm biased.

let's be honest, that was a nirvana reference and we all know it ;-/ such a brill ep. for some reason, one of my favorite stupid parts was right before the last break, scott is rushing to say things like "we'll be right back" and the microsecond before they start the break, you hear todd say "Todd Glass" -- the more i think about how and why he did that, the more i love that man.

i've heard of "my wife," but "take my wife?" j/k but seriously great ep. definitely could have used more butcher/esposito riffing, but the smooth criminal was a great display.

not to mention the ridiculous Dollar Shave Club ad -- "I'm a great guy. i'm one of the greatest guys in the history of the universe" what a goof ball.

I know Tito said he played the Hulk by wrapping a bunch of bounty around his arms, but according those pictures he doesn't need any padding. (what i mean is: holy crap, Eugene Cordero is ripped)

i love that after all this time, the family can still laugh at a simple Hardon/Hard on joke.