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    The thought of Jason's mind exploding when discussing the sex scene is reason #1 for me. A close second though, is the anticipation of the line "they spent a billion dollars on insanely awesome cgi for a story revolving around the mining of something called unobtainium?"
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    Warm Bodies

    How's the view up there from your high horse? Seriously, who are you to judge what's an acceptable recommendation? If your arrogance wasn't insulting enough you then summarize my reason for recommending it as either not liking it or letting me down. Umm.....wrong on both accounts Sherlock. I liked it for the same reason I like "We Built This City On Rock and Roll" by Jefferson Starship, in that its so bad that it entertains the hell out of me. As for letting me down, if you read my post rather then seeing the title of it and probably skimming through the rest, you would have seen where I said I expected it to be a bad teen love story but was actually pleasantly surprised when its "plot" morphed it into a giant shitstorm of awesomely bad material. The mere fact that a Hollywood "zom-rom-com" never even existed before this is enough reason for me to recommend it. Just like the podcast intended, I recommended this because i think its bad movie with a mindnumbingly dumb premise, but just bad and dumb enough that anyone who watches it can also be highly entertained by just how ridiculous it gets. I'm sorry it wasn't on the level of "literally bonkers garbage that I found upsetting", even if that entire pharse is just you repeating and combining the catchphares of Paul, Jason, and June. However if you think something like gaining memories by eating someone's brain isn't a WTF worthy moment, then I'd like to know how fucked up something has to be to qualify for recommendation? Next time if you don't like the recommendation of someone just ignore it.
  3. CindiBethanyRizzo

    Warm Bodies

    I starting making this post 25 minutes into the movie. 25 minutes was all I needed to know this was going to be a gem. I mean I knew Zombies + Teenage Romance = Turd, but I had no idea it was going to be the rare golden turd. These are just some of the highlights: First ever Zombie Guy on Girl film Giving A Zombie Driving Lessons Even Zombies can be hoarders John Malkovich as leader/savior of humanity Eating a person's brain gives you their memories Rob Corddry - "Bitches, man" Half of the budget spent on the soundtrack The first perfectably reasonable cure for being a Zombie If you liked Pride and Predjudice and Zombies, you'll love Romeo and Juliet and Zombies Warm Bodies. Actually you'll probably think its garbage, but review it anyway. That is unless you can find a better Zombie Romance to review.
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