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I cant wait to watch Now You See Me 2 because the first one i was like eh whatever magic isnt real but then at the end you find out MAGIC IS REAL so now its gonna be a straight up wizard fight

We get it, man. Its like a sprite bottle down there. Edit: Honlads original post was about being injured in Sprite Slam dunk contests. He changed it to ISIS now... Thats why hes the punch-up king!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rrwy6aR8E

Sorry Sean, I think I just became a Tom Boy. Here is why Tom is so great. Dear Tom, I'm not sure if you read these forums, but if you do, just know that this was all just a set up you aint got shit on my boy Sean lmfao you idiot get a grip brotha Your Biggest Fan, Yeah Right

It was really nice of them to transfer all of the old comments from the Wolfpop forums.

Dear Guest, Is a water fountain supposed to look like a mountain made of water cause otherwise why would the words look so similar?

Thanks for the birthday love! Remember, on my birthday, its okay to NOT remember things because we get so wasted WHITE BOY WASTED

lmao @ this ep

I remember when that TV was trying to get in my DMs and i curved that shit so hard samsung decided to mass produce it.

First things first, Sean, I know you read these boards, so dude absolutely incredible story about trying to get that Deadpool glass and i am 100% on your side that is so fucked up how they treated you and you have every right to feel the way you do. I think it may have been long, about 10 minutes for that whole story to work its way out, but the pacing of it was right on the money i feel like i just listened to Bert Kreishcers the Machine story for 10millionth time i mean THE MACHINE he is a great guy great story but yours is BETTER!!! I hope one of you recorded Karans reaction to that story i bet we could meme the heck out of his crazy facial expressions cause honestly your STORY HAD ME LIKE lol i love aziz and his faces the only problem i have and i mean its the only issue i take but its a big one. why didnt you get a beer and slam it down cause thats what deadpool would do he would slam it down his throat (WHOOPS NOT LIKE THAT) and i think pounding a brewski (and i dont mean pouding a guy named bruce in the butthole while we ski(gay is funny now just relax(like "relax" thats what my gf said to my butthole before she pounded it lmfao)))before deadpool is a must do cause u gotta be as fucked up as him to deal with his sassed out mouth and honestly its way too violent for me. violence without purpose is war and war is bad thats why all the soldiers were all fucked up on that china white and that cambodian speedball but hey everybody gotta make a living. but the machine would have slammed a beer too and u cant deny me that lol Great job Hayes, but only one misstep for you. I think next time you're gonna take on the tall task of playing multiple characters( a la the legend PFT) you should have HAYES(you) talk to deadpool because honestly its always funny (paul does it all the time and numbers dont lie)(his or hers lol) and its not like it would seem as if youre kind of on an ego trip and taking over the show with just you talking to yourself almost using the multiple characters as a facade for your self-aggrandizing. So do that next time!!! BYE!(sean and hayes voice) :P EDIT: the fact that i posted, to use deadpools terminology, a "brown" person after mentioning Karan's reactions is a coincidence and should be treated as such and also its actually cool because it means brown folks gettin hollywood checks now.

Hard to relate to a bunch of old pieces of human shit that compose(should i say composte) the cast of spunk. Yea i call it spunk because it really aint shit but nut butter compared to HH and my big dogs Sean and Hayes get way better guests and theyre so nice they let them do the shitty show first so when they come ovet to HH they can revive what is left after that career destroying show Spunk. How many movies has Even Shitter scored? Zero? How many movies have Sean and Hayes made? Just from listening to the show the answer is somewhere between 3 and 5,000. Suck it PFT or should i say ZzZ yawn snooze boring bye.

This is like a trout experiment. If you were hypothetically trout fishing with a well known sociopath billionaire and it was going all right and he seemed to like trout fishing with you but you just weren't really catching anything... What are some things you could say or do to make him want to give you lots of bait & tackle? Hypothetically. Also it's not Donald Trout! (glad i could join in on the fun this week. great job podcast and great job forum)

You know whats not confusing? Episode 6 of Good or Bad! http://www.podcasts.com/good-or-bad-3f5fcfa51/episode/Episode-6-Immortality-MUSICAL-REMIX-EDITION-Valerie-Bryant-Andrew-Clotworthy-16b9 Its about immortality! Holy fuck! Forum megastar Valerie Bryant and musical genius Andrew Clotworthy join in for the great fun~!!

Peyton Manning wears sleeves to hide his HGH track marks, trust me. His "foot injury" was a side effect of what some of his fellow junkies call a "HGH toe-verload," when you shoot up into your toes cause you think it will make you run faster. That "nerve damage" in his "neck," give me a break you fiend! And have you ever noticed that red spot on his forehead when he takes his helmet off? I have a very reliable source that i sat down for dinner with and he tells me that Peyton Manning is straight up Jimi Hendrixing it up on the football field! But its not acid! What is it, you ask? Its fucking HGH and its soaking it into his forhead making his brain supersized. Now everyone knows that addicts with drugs, like HGH, often show their addictive tendencies in other ways and there is no clearer example than Peytons compulsive urge to shout "OMAHA!" It can't mean anything. I'm sure your all well aware that your standard Quarterback call is "Blue, Blue 42, set, hike!" Occasionally you can say "Red" in attempt to confuse the defense, but this often results in a "The Dress" situation and your team can mentally and emotionally break down from the stress of what color they and their fellow teammates are perceiving. But Peyton, he just shouts the same word over and over and over and if its not a sign of addiction and that compulsive behavior than it must be because honestly he probably has a bunch of prop bets out on his over/under on him shouting OMAHA OMAHA its like shut up dude. Anyway, the facts are right in front of you, but its up to you to stop this drug dealing HGH addict. I just hope we can make a difference before he hires all his goons to kill us.

Hot legggsss *air guitar* U guys like rod stewart?

Ive got a great australia joke. I call it, "Mels life." Melbourne. Melhatejew. Meldead.

By "players" do you mean your "biceps" because right now they're looking like a couple of cantaloupes and the ladies love fruit salad(trust me i was a busboy once i've never seen so many clean plates after we serve that fruit salad to the ladies. im tippin my busboy cap at em like "hey youre makin my job easy, i should be tipping you!" but i do appreciate the tips)

smfh dixon u i gave your post a pity like cause it wasnt working on mobile and i just laughed at you and a lot of interesting people were there and we all had a really good honest moment of joy and laughter at your expense my friend even turned to me and said "wow this guy dixon is a dumb motherfucker" and everyone there agreed and then my other friend who is normally the voice of reason said like "well he did try and im sure it works on ur laptop" and we all kind of sat for a moment on that comment then i jumped in and said "yea but im on the mobile version and its not working so really guy?? really? you want to call me out in front of these people??!!" hes all "but but but im sorry i dont even know the guy idk what i was thinking" im like "sit down and get the fuck out" and hes all confused im like "let me clarify you sassy mouth, sit on the floor, and scoot your sorry ass out of here" and he looks up at me from the floor and hes all "at least im not dixon" and we start laughing so hard we start going into our comedy rage zone where destroying things makes us laugh harder and rage stronger so we start smashing lamps and light fixtures really any source of light because we want it real dark and once its pitch black we can finally calm down and return to our human forms and we all take a deep breath and in unison shout at the top of our lungs "DIXON IS DUMB!"

Wow i cant wait to hear the real story straight from their mouths. Its like, ive heard enough jfk conspiracies, yes it is believed he wanted to go to the moon, but what about this Hayes and Chris Gethard show?

Cool job Devin if you want to take the next step come on my podcast its great just hit me up dude i got you 100. Love the show idk do they even need hayes? When sean was talking Seattle and started saying Niles i thought he said Nas but Sean is actually a white dude who knows his hip hop so he wouldnt make that mistake and im sorry i thought for a second he wasnt actually gutter as fuck. In more news episode 5 of good or bad the special LIVE episode is up with Hollywood Handbook legends Agata Monica and Andy Kneis! Check it out its the pirate free edition with zero spoilers we talmbout JOBS http://www.podcasts.com/good-or-bad-3f5fcfa51/episode/Episode-5-Jobs-Agata-Monica-Andy-Kneis-LIVE-2016-UNEDITED-NO-SPOILERSFINAL-2b70

Crow-Magnon. Thanks for letting me join in on this blazing riff rollercoaster USA

At first i was sad, but on the bright side now we'll get to hear everyone on the forums best joke about Alan Rickman dying.

Hey podcast heavyweights heres a free idea for new show: Judge Bang Rodgeman

Hey loser, my favorite line from 8 mile is "what are you doing with your life thats so great?" can u answer that? Cause it really seems like u aint doin shit and ur wasting everyones time.

Dont make me go back and test this. Youve liked some shityy posts of mine and others (i wont name names of the others, but i will let them know that i threw my own hat inthe ring just to make u feel better cuz im always funny and doesnt this make me nice?)