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    i was bartending at a lynyrd skynyrd concert last week and this guy walked up to the bar and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and he put it in his mouth and then he chewed it up and swallowed it while i was making his drink.

     

     

    which got me thinking about Mitch and how hes often caught with his pants down in rebel flag underwear.

     

    on this particular episode the discussion of pride for being a Patriots fan was almost a mirror to those who wave that confederate flag and claim its "heritage not hate." Oh you were just born in that area so you just HAVE to take pride in it. Hmm, odd that Mitch loves watching people out on the field sweating? Okay see what you want im just stating facts.

     

     

    great ep love doughboys best podcast of 2016-17

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    wow this week sean lost an arm AND hayes had his shrunk by the dastardly wizard chirs obannon, ill be praying for you men

    if im doing the math correctly here it appears you can fit 2 hayes arms inside one chris obananon arm.

     

     

     

    can we also point out how cool and chill chris is with that sly little hand on the hip we see u chris! we see u daddy! brrrr!

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    The part about the pedophiles was overlooking one thing. A heterosexual who is not having sex will masturbate, that is true, but what will they masturbate to? Porn? Do you know that children who are displayed in child porn are still being abused? It sounds like these two are accepting of pedophiles who "control their urges" but that "control" is still at the expense of a kid somewhere.

    what if its cartoon kids?

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    I haven't listened yet, but I want both Hayes and Sean to know that I actually prefer Dave Chappelle over Dave Ferguson.

     

    It's really no knock on Dave Ferguson I just think that Chappelle is a more well rounded comedian, I mean who are we kidding the guy is a comedy juggernaut. (im the juggernaut biiiitch! lmao) i would kill to hear Chappelle say that! Do you guys think he likes comic books and shit? Im not really into them but the clips online where they voice over the juggernaut is really funny.

     

     

    Now for a bit of a knock on Dave Ferguson, sorry pal, nobody goes through this show without a dip into my pressure cooker. Dont worry, the waters fine. Oops, I mean BRINE. Dont get too salty after this one ;).

     

    I went on to Fergusons twitter and the first thing I noticed is that he has a little picture and a big picture. In the little picture we see Dave smiling with big ol' headphones around his neck. it doesnt seem like theres any reason for them, but i turned to the big picture. In the big picture Dave has a tablet of some sort with a finished game of solitaire(kinda lonely) and unlike a normal human being, who would hold it around waist level as if it were a diploma or good grades, he holds his up to his ears as if to say "My Brain Does Not Work Without Technology." Thats when I saw the earwolf photos. Thats when I learned that Dave isnt some slave to the latest tech(although he can be seen with electric headphones on) but

     

     

     

    DAVE FERGUSON IS ACTUALLY A PROP COMIC. I mean, how dumb does he think we are? How Dumb do sean and hayes think we are? Trying to pass off Dave Ferguson as Dave Chappelle? They don't even look alike. I'm done. I can't keep following a podcast of lies and mistrust.IMG_3028.jpg

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