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    Episode 69 — The Stakeout

    The gauntlet was OP, at one point...but i think its been brought back in the opposite direction (well...its moot now, but still). Im wondering if maybe Sark has a hard time walking that line...he wants our guys to have kickass weapons and abilities, but ends up reigning them in pretty far. I think, for me, that would be the hardest part of DMing.
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    Episode 63 — No Man Rat Left Behind

    I love Dana Goulds podcast! Both Blaine and Ken have been on other episodes as well.
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    Episode 63 — No Man Rat Left Behind

    @Telegram yeah, i think he has 6 now, after sir Richard's heals. I will go into mourning if he kicks the bucket...which is why im wondering about his points. Maybe they didnt have him as healed from before for some reason? Seems like his HP was Way too low.
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    Episode 63 — No Man Rat Left Behind

    So...does Blackie (Mr. Green if you're nasty) only Have 12 hit points? They all healed up before they left munchkinland, right?
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    Vampire's Kiss (1988)

    You guys...i had a dream that they did this episode, with a return appearance from the amazing Paul F. Tompkins. Favorite dream of all time, and ive had some Sexy dreams (helllloooooo Jon Stewart).
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    Questions for Sark

    Weird question...where did Sark grow up? I know he mentioned moving a lot, but im wondering if it was all in the same General area?
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    Fan Videos

    So, i obviously love the show, why else would i be here? That said, something about your animation makes it so much more amusing! Those audio clips probably wouldn't get much more than a smirk out of context, yet i found myself laughing out loud at your videos :-D Thanks for letting us see them, i hope more will be here in the not too distant future!
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    Is anyone else liking Damien more than Amarth?

    ...and this is why i post here. So many great theories, and hilarity to boot! I dont know if anyone has told you guys this today, but you're awesome <3
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    Is anyone else liking Damien more than Amarth?

    So, this may be a little off topic, but...does anyone else have theories about Damein's backstory? Like, why does he ping evil, but doesnt *seem* evil? I dont even know if this is possible, but could he be the child of a clone?
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    Questions for Sark

    ...just when I thought Mr. Sark couldn't get any sexier!
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    Episode 40 — Going Back To The Choppa

    Is anyone else anticipating a twist, where the old man Seems evil, but has a legit reason to be doing this? Maybe he's God, lol
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    Episode 40 — Going Back To The Choppa

    I can see your point (and Love your name!), but i don't think this group would be the kind to shy away from battle, lol. From the first appearance of the collectors, I've been wondering how they could find out what (if anything) was under the robes, without risking too much damage. But yeah, stargoyle is about the most useful NPC a group could ask for, you're right.
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    Episode 40 — Going Back To The Choppa

    So, maybe this is me just lacking extensive D&D knowledge, but...why has no one used stargoyle against the collectors yet? At first I was thinking he could just pull the robe back and see what's going on, but as I started typing this, I thought maybe he could just absorb them or something? Especially when there was a virtual army of them...Sark pointed out a while ago that anything they try to put in stargoyle never returns. Would this be plausible? Or is this just newbie talk?
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    Questions for Sark

    This isn't so much a question for Sark, as a comment about him; nay, a mystery solved (for me, and I assume no one else). For a few months now, I've been trying to figure out who Sark looked like. It would be on the tip of my brain, then cruelly retreat, driving me to the brink of madness! Then I woke up this morning, and literally the first thought in my brain was: "Sark looks like Soren Bowie's older brother!" So, for all of those out there who were never wondering, I went ahead and solved that for you. You're welcome.
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    Has anyone else done this?

    This sounds awesome! I'm not an expert of what's happening on these boards, but the only animation I've seen was the 'does this look infected?' Gif (which was hilarious, by the way). I think you should go for it!
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    Episode 27 — Knocking Out

    Ok, so I'm relistening to these episodes, and as I do, I only come up with more questions (Or maybe I just don't remember that they were answered...)! But: what Was the deal with the space spiders? Just a lark? And it seems that mildred hasn't used her shield in battle often (though she does use it to clear glass in a later episode). I find these episodes are more enjoyable the second time around; I'm not so focused on the tiny 'what-if's', and catch more of the bigger picture, not to mention jokes I missed. Thanks, guys!
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    Sark's Bruce Willis Impression

    The first time we were treated to this impression, if I recall, was the very beginning of an episode. That, combined with the fact that I had no idea it was a quote, made me feel two things: 1) I had somehow managed to jump to the middle of an episode (I actually checked my display), and 2) literal, actual chills. I thought it was some lecherous old man, maybe a pedophile, definitely a murderer. Seriously creeped me out, but I think the relief I felt when I realized what was going on made me laugh even harder at all the nonsense that ensued.
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    Thanks, BP and F!

    Agreed! Times have been rough here as well, but I've yet to put on an episode that hasn't lifted my spirits. So happy to (pretend to) be part of the gang!
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    Episode 35 — Inside the Black Tower

    Am I the only other one that would have started at the bottom? I think the reasons are twofold; one, I don't like the idea of not sitting with my back against the wall, so to speak. I don't want to be Surrounded by the unknown! But also two: I'm from the era of videogames where you couldn't go back, so I need to investigate every nook and cranny before moving on; don't want to miss something awesome! Either way, I love this show so much! I never thought I would want to relisten to a game when I knew the outcome, but I do, and it's even better this time around! Thanks, guys
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    Nerd Poker T-shirts!

    That's a pretty bold promise... I guess I can trust you though, random internet chick!
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    Nerd Poker T-shirts!

    Any chance that this will be available as a lady tee? Pretty please?
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    Questions for Sark

    Mr. Sark, you sir are Amazing, and a sexy beast to boot! (Had to get that out of my system, sorry) My question goes back to the beginning, so we may be over this, but: how did the gang survive the 'cruise ship'? Mildred was ok, because she was in a barrel, but why were the guys unharmed, but tied up? If they have no use for them, why would they allow them to live? It's not as if they weren't noticed; their weapons are gone, and they're tied up. I know there are guys working with the collectors, and they didn't seem to be zombie-ish, but if the plan was to convert them some how, why are they just tossed aside and left alone? I know this was a bit rambly and mixed up, but i feel we still don't know much about the situation (purposefully, I'm sure). So...if anyone could shed some light on this, I would dedicate my first mechdog to you.