Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend

[Episode 98 — John Cochran Again, Our Close Friend]

Loved the episode but gets distracting when John Cochran spends the entire last segment searching for one of those new hidden immunity idols (Survivor breaking news ref.).

[Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend]

Dixon you are objectively the most talented person alive.

[Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend]

After yesterday's "Howl" kerfuffle, it's refreshing to just get back to the art.

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

what does the guitar player from u2 call it when he stops short of orgasm?

Blue2?

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

What was everyone's time when they had to go darkest, scariest and meanest for a role, like the guys talked about? For me it was Street Fighter 2: Turbo, which never did go to theaters because we all had to go so dark for our characters and the director made us not only act the roles but also push the buttons and work the joysticks. I played E.Honda and was told to just keep hitting Y rapidly and moving my arms up and down a billion miles per hour over-and-over. Y, Y, Y, Y, Y, Why, Why, WHY? WHY?!?!

Bozos,

 

Coincidentally enough, my darkest role was a co-starring one in "Bulletproof Monk." The original script had me playing the Seann William Scott role, but as a CGI monkfish made of kevlar. I am so method, I had to literally embody the characteristics of an ocean bottom-feeder (the darkest part of the sea where those fishes with headlamps linger).

 

Long story short, the studio balked when I kept referring to myself as Stifler in the voice-over room and they eventually retooled the script and cast the real Stifler as Chow Yun-Fat's sidekick. Needless to say, the movie bombed and Yun-Fat never worked in this town again.

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

This episode really lived up to the hype. My only disappointment is that Cody didn't post any pictures of the roast he was preparing (presumably a rump roast, based on the twerking fiasco).

[Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend]

didn't end up going to the zoo yesterday. in case anyone was wondering

Thanks for keeping us posted.

[Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend]

 

I did what people have been asking me to do for years, take a hike! It was nice, now I'm tired.

 

We must know the same people. Good thinking, charge your batteries for #ManicMonday.

[Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend]

How's everyone's #SundayFunday looking?

[Episode 95 — Mike Still, Our Close Friend]

Is it any surprise that on this, the day of His birth, Sean gifts us with an hour-plus episode?

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

Kudos. What a blast from the past. Give me a Kudos and a Boku and maybe some Cheeto Paws and I can die happy. Why must all good things come to an end?

 

Bravos all around, guys.

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

Did everyone catch Hayley on last night's "Review"? Hayes must be so proud. (I also suspect that he wrote her "love" scene.)

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

Everyone in this forum is helpful and nice.

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

Big Brother the reality show is cool, but literal Big Brother supervising the ad reads? Paging Dr. Orwell.

[Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend]

First time, long time. I recall some chatter on a recent CBB episode about HH shirts - did I dream that?

[Welcome to Comedy Twerk Twerk, for the next hour I will be rhythmically gyrating my butthole to the Would You Rather? theme.]

Welcome to Comedy Twerk Twerk, for the next hour I will be rhythmically gyrating my butthole to the Would You Rather? theme.

[You can sing in the rain or fart in the wind...]

...either way, you're guaranteed to get your pants wet.

[Today's episode is sponsored by Bonne Hobos...]

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[Episode 228 — Acapella Cuddle Puddle]

Am I the only one intrigued by Scott's cocoa iced tea (or, should I say, Coco Ice-T) drink? I think Scott could be the biggest drink mogul in Hollywood since Turtle from Entourage.

[Episode 228 — Acapella Cuddle Puddle]

The 'sclusies in this episode almost gave me a 'splosey! (Which is, of course, explosive diarrhea resulting from overly stimulating podcast content.)

[Tonight's episode is brought to you by Comedy Tang Tang...]

... The official gross instant powdered drink of this podcast.

[If you're going to throw out the baby with the bathwater...]

If you're going to throw out the baby with the bathwater, why did you waste time giving the baby a bath in the first place?