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Bob Drillboids

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    Mortdecai (2015)

    I know new films are rarely done, but this one seems absolutely deserving. FWIW, it has the exact same godawful RT score (13%) as the last still-in-theaters film they did (Winter's Tale). I initially heard about it through Joe Mande's tweets and finally watched the trailer today and, good lord, what utter garbage.
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    Blended (2014)

    After all the enthusiasm about it during the Winter's Tale ep, I can't believe no one's made a formal entry for this pile of garbage yet. And it comes out in just a couple of weeks!
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    Why hasn't Aziz Ansari been on the podcast yet?

    I forgot about the Human Giant connection. Which also begs the question as to why Jason Woliner hasn't been on (I know he did a mini-ep but that don't count). That dude is brilliant.
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    Hard Target (1993)

    PLEASE do this one with Gino Lambardo as the guest.
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    Your Favorite Episode?

    Another vote for Sleepaway Camp here. It's not even close for me. You can tell that the crew is having the best time analyzing it, Zack Pearlman is the perfect guest, and my goodness the failed attempt at establishing a family tree is one of the most enjoyable things ever recorded. I truly cannot understand how a fan of this show could dislike either Sleepaway Camp (or the Fasts), as they showcase everything that's fun about the podcast. It's like loving The Simpsons but hating the episodes that Conan O'Brien wrote.
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    Brainscan (1994)

    Another reason to do this one - it's got Frank Langella aka Skeletor. Such a crazy filmography for such a respected actor.
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    Love Actually (2003)

    Bump for Chrimbus. It's inconceivable how many rational people I know that continue to praise this trash. One of the best analyses here: http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/12/-em-love-actually-em-is-the-least-romantic-film-of-all-time/282091/
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    The Gate (1987)

    This is showing at the new Alamo Drafthouse in Brooklyn this week, can't wait.
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    Coyote Ugly (2000)

    I'm scrolling through the yelp reviews for the bar now, it's almost as good as hearing Paul read second opinions. This one from Chris M sums it up nicely: "Skeevy. Filled with lonely-looking men. I also hate these kinds of places where women have to go out of there way to put on a show for lonely men. It makes me feel bad. There were 20 men in the bar, and the only women inside were the two bartenders. I could find a better ratio at a gay bar.”
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    Coyote Ugly (2000)

    The bar still exists, it's in the East Village, I went a couple of years ago because I hate myself and it was one of the saddest places I'd ever set foot in.
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    Episode 145.5 - Minisode 145.5

    Cobra kai skeleton!
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    The Greasy Strangler (2016)

    I saw it and you're spot on, it's definitely aping Tim & Eric. Clearly influenced by so many great things (John Waters, T&E, David Lynch), but it's such a less satisfying xerox of all those influences. I wouldn't recommend it for the show because it's so obviously being intentionally weird/gross/unpleasant (which is why I can't get into the Sharknado eps; the creators are in on the joke). If we're gonna watch a disgusting mess of a film for this podcast, I want it to be completely unintentional (I'm looking directly at you, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie).
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    Dreamcatcher (2003)

    Finally, YES!! Dreamcatcher for Halloween! Does this mean we'll get The Happening for Chrimbus?
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    Bad Halloween Movies!

    I gotta throw in another vote for Nightbreed.
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    Pinball & HDTGM Movies

    Awesome topic, TopMoose! Space Jam are Last Action Hero are another two pins based on HDTGM worthy films.
  16. Gabe is the damned best. The only reason I know about earwolf was because Andrew Ti and Joe Mande used to appear on Videogum (RIP) and their trail led me to YITR and the Jingle All The Way ep of HDTGM.
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    Nightbreed (1990)

    Seems like a great choice for the Halloween ep.
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    My god that poster alone makes this HDTGM worthy.
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    Zouks, You've Been Vindicated - Clowns Were a Thing!!

    I'm gonna leave this right here http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/creepy-clown-sightings-in-south-carolina-cause-a-frenzy.html?ref=topics&_r=0
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    The Wizard (1989)

    That link is dead, found a new one on metacafe. So ridiculous. Bye, Spanky. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-q_yY4bYtbhY7t/the_wizard_1989_arriving_at_universal_studios_arcade/
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    F/X 2 (1991)

    I definitely saw this in the theater as a young idiot and loved it. Only thing I remember now was the nightmare clown and that there was maybe a brief glimpse of some breasts in a shower. Robot clowns and tatties, could there be a better film for Zooks to dissect?
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    Such a list also merits inclusion of the creepiest and most HDTGM-worthy film of all time, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    I gotta add Roland Emmerich's Making Contact (aka Joey). I don't know if it made the rounds on HBO but a buddy of mine in 3rd grade had it on VHS. Good lord that ventriloquist dummy was nightmare fuel for a 9 nine year old.
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    Episode 132 - Bloodsport: LIVE!

    It all makes sense now: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/287642/donald-trump-favorite-movie-jean-claude-van-damme-bloodsport/
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    The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

    Haha, the wikipedia page calls it a "family horror fantasy film." Family horror is my new favorite genre.