Joe Lerini

DOUGHBOOK! Be back later.

Also, great ep this week. The boys have done it again! And Julie, man, she's fantastic. Have her on 7.5 more times, please!

And then I say something. QUICK FOLLOW-UP: Instead of looking at the Hammer on her shirt, I should've been looking at the Rock on her hand. This girl's engaged. ...to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The End.

"That's my son. My son works at the mayonnaise factory."

I love this post. I wish I could like it more than once. Now for an episode of Joe Lerini: The Emo Kid Who Never Grew Out of It... Earlier today I made this cute girl at my work laugh pretty hard and I felt LIKE A GOD! But she was also wearing a classic Jack Kirby THOR shirt and I asked if she's a comic fan, and she gave me a flat "Not really."

Also, allow me to dig up one of my old jokes: 30 Seconds to Sklars

THIS F***ING SUSPENSE!

So are you, like, a book bound in the flesh of Shrek?

Also, this is my absolute favorite epi of HH to date.

I'm proud that the nerd bulls*** above could be the header for the second page, y'all.

Part of the reason I love Gabrus is that his go-to for b*** off material is Power Girl and Poison Ivy cosplays, as opposed to the ubiquitous overrated Harley Quinn cosplays. That might be the only reason, actually.

I gotta say, I love me some Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Joe Lo forever! Also, Damon Wayans Jr. had sex with a piece of pizza. Don't act like you don't remember that commercial.

LUCK! BLIND, STUPID, SIMPLE, DOO-DA, CLUELESS LUCK!

Will you sanction my buffoonery? (I'm not saying you guys should like this post, but a coworker told me she doesn't think I'm funny recently and when I got home from work I curled up in bed and moped for the rest of the day).

He saw his shadow, so now we're getting 4 more years of winter.

That drummer he hired really spiced up the improv.

THIS IS A GOOD SHOW!

I was thinking of doing, like, #MugGoals, but then I thought about muggles, and my brain went to this whole Harry Potter thing and it was weird. RIP Alan Rickman

Exactly how soon can I nominate the airplane game sketch for the next best of? Good lord, "My name is Rhonda. It's easy to remember because I have no hands" made me bust out laughing SO HARD.

Ironic, since urinal cakes are historically pissed on! Oh, and Chanson, don't suck it...ROCKIT! You're the best, buddy.

So you ran and hid, tore yourself up, and now start again with a brand new name. Do you have eyes that see into infinity? (Anyone who doesn't get this joke, please listen to some 30 Seconds to Mars.)

As a huge comic book fan, I dig this reference. That is all.

Gotta say, it stings to be left off that list, bruh. No hard feelings, though, because I am a good people.

I completely understand if someone saw the word "Boo" in the title of this episode and assumed it was haunted.

How would YOOOOOUUUUU like to go on a date with a real man?!