Joe Lerini

This episode is top-to-bottom hilarious!

WCW Saturday Night, 6:05 on the muthaship, Daddeh!

Oh, by the way, my Mount Rapmore is The Human Torch four times:

I was confused by this, as PS Hayes was the leader of the Fabulous Freebirds, a professional wrestling tag team.

Also, fair warning, they MIGHT be giants.

I'd like to draft those Easter Island Moai statues to my team. EDIT: Also, I have no haters. Everybody thinks I'm cool.

PFT's guest on Spont this week is apparently a pro wrestler (Zach Gowen). As for me, I'm waiting for the day when Hayes & Sean have Triple H on HH, creating HHHHH.

Hey everybody, I know what you're all thinking. "It's his birthday, should we say something?" It's alright, I'll be the one to bring it up. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GERMAN ACTOR UDO KIER! And, y'know, me, I guess.

I hope somehow the Master of Inches and Centimeters meets up with the Time Keeper. I feel like that would work out well.

NEVER!

Personally, I'm glad to be a Millenial. If only because Generation Y was such a lazy distinction. I wanna be my own thing with my own title, not just "well, you guys came after this thing dismissive handwank motion."

I want to skank through this bathroom while I play the trombone! Also, I haven't listened to this yummy HH episode yet, SAVE SOME FOR ME!

I paused my Murderdolls CD for this?!

*flips a table*

Y'all see that episode of Superstore with the crows? Yo, did souprman write that one?

jk

This was originally a really dumb joke post. Please refer to the "jk" in the next post.

Super stoked for HH and WWE Smackdown Live tonight! Another great day of television! I tape a pic of Hayes and Sean to my TV while I listen to the pod, so it counts.

If you're gonna be a superhero with the handle of "Cloak" expect some litigation from Marvel.

I absolutely love when Gemberling comes on playing specifically NOT a comedian, and then Scott chastises him for making jokes.

NSFW

My team is dyin' out there. F*** this! The ASMR joke's played out, the gluten joke never worked, and I got all the likes I was gonna get out of that stupid Chris Hardwich "points" joke. Drop all of them and replace them with the Howie Scream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtXTaoF0wUo

And let's not forget you were the best Sorority Boy.

Loved you on Smallville, Mike! You're my favorite Lex.

So, I went into the city and saw The Sword and Opeth tonight. Grabbed a Sword t-shirt. When I got it home I realized the pine trees on the front were actually marijuana plants. This doesn't jibe with my straight-edge image.