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Did anyone else notice how much Howard The Duck looks like Macaulay Culkin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1PYG14UGRs

Plot: Reclusive Rubin Farr teams up with vocal but unsuccessful multi-level salesman Ed Tuttle on a quest to bury Rubin's dead cat in the "perfect spot." Their trip takes them across Utah's desert where they have run-ins with Ed'd ex-wife Rula and an elusive Andy Warhol critic. There's tons of weird shit in this movie. Did I mention that Crispin Glover is carrying his dead cat across the desert in a cooler? Also, there's this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmmsbvs4dWA

Imagine the Street Trash or Toxic Avenger...only this time scaled back to a CBS After School Special budget. There's a main character that is 7 shades darker than Bernie Mac (who's features I can only make out now I upgraded from VHS to DVD) and the goo is more than vaguely reminiscent of semen. from IMDB: Plot A delicious mysterious goo that oozes from the Earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation. But the sugary treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers begin infesting the world. Here's the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6Z1nBqLwo