RyanHWatts

I think my mind just blue itself.

I'm not sure why I'm attempting to make sense of this movie....

But don't you still have to rinse off the sea shells? I mean, every time they showed the shells there were only three of them. So either people are sharing them after use, or flush them and get more. And as was pointed out, they look to be metal, so they must be manufactured. So the options are either everyone uses the same shit covered sea shells, or they washed off, or they are thrown out and more are made in a factory and used later.

Then why not just use a bidet?

So they don't have cows for beef, but somehow they can grow crops to make beer?

Hunka-chunka? somehow not the weirdest part of that scene....

Whoa, da fuck did I just watch? So Spartan flies into a burning Los Angeles in a military helicopter. He's strapped to the gills with... whatever that is on his para-military special ops uniform... bungies in solo to murder/death/kill all of anything moving.... and yet, afterwards the head of the LAPD says "Dammit Spartan, I am tired of this demolition man shit! You are not supposed to come down here. You are not supposed to attempt the arrest of Phoenix single handedly, and you are not supposed to blow anything up!" I guess my explaination hope is: how the fuck did he get that helicopter to fly him over a flaming city without anyone stopping him? Did he sneak it away along with a pilot and co-pilot? Are there just Chinook's lying about in the LAPD parking lot with the keys in the ignition? Also, how was a one man kill spree the chosen method of dealing with a hostage situation?