I went to a screening of Guardians of the Galaxy last night, and this happened...
It's a horrible, Zapruder Film-quality photo, but trust me that is Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, and VIN FUCKING DIESEL.
I was very much tempted to run up there and grab Vin by the arms and yell "WHY WON'T YOU GO ON NERD POKER!!" But I quickly realized I would get the absolute crap beaten out of me (by Vin Diesel and many others), and I would end up missing the movie. Which was excellent, by the way.
Anyway, I tried. Or I thought briefly about trying, at least.
