SteveH

you guys know that podcast hosts/guests actually look at these forums sometimes, right?

for my next pick in the draft, I choose.... SEAN AND HAYES

reminds of of SNL between 2005-2012. funny when Wiig's on.

i love a good engineer cody boy ep. did not disappoint. 5.872

apparently there's a movie about todd glass's parties. for real.

fun times

when i showed up on set, Tyler pulled me aside and said - and I'll never forget this - "we all know that my last name is Mane, which is something a sabretooth has, but i think you'll do a great job. your last name is schreiber, which is a German occupational name for a clerk, from an agent derivative of Middle High German schriben 'to write'. So go out there and write down some stuff like a scary tiger would!"

My real name is Steve Schreiber. I just use Liev for show business because it's so much more interesting than steve. what a dumb name. steve. so now that the cat's out of the bag, AMA. I can talk about ray donovan or whatever you guys want

the equalizer is probably my favorite. also just one of my all time favorite HH moments when they try to make brett take over. also the jersey boys one, which I think might be the first one. "I love this recoooord!" "well, what if a cartoon cactus was screaming that they love that record?" also the premier/final appearance of Sean and Hayes 'guys from jersey' characters -

"how do you beat the heat? followup: how do you beat your meat?" has immediately found a place on my top 10 interview questions of all time. Wanna find out what the other 9 are? You won't believe what happens next

I'm concerned that this has become a full time job for Charlie Murphy brown

Damnit. I thought the big floppy guy would still be available in the 7th round. Ok. I'll take one of those people that stands on the side of the highway and holds up store closing sale signs. But a good one that twirls the sign and waves at people and stuff. Not some dud. OOTPTSOTSOTHAHUSCSS. BAGOTTTSAWAPAS. NSD

I've been watching Vice principals and it's funny and cool. I hope Hayes can use some of his big time hollywood producer clout to get danny mcbride and/or walter goggles on the podcast

I've brought this up before, but it still bothers me - why does he call himself BOX?? it doesn't make any sense! has it ever been explained? Did he make it up himself just because he thinks it rhymes with "los" (it doesn't really). p.s. i looked at his website. HEY BOX - NEWSFLASH - there are other kinds of beers besides IPA. jesus

For my 6th pick in the draft I choose.... a nicotine mini-lozenge AND the entire new england patriots team

that means your a g-g-g-ghooost

i just finished the remaining 28 minutes and 58 seconds. It was an enjoyable listen and quite a strange journey. I am pleased.

today I listened to the first 35 minutes and 32 seconds of this podcast episode on my drive to work. I look forward to hearing the remaining 28 minutes and 58 seconds later, perhaps when i go to lunch. If the last 28 minutes and 58 seconds are anything like the first 35 minutes and 32 seconds, I'll be chuckling audibly an average of every 47 seconds.

todd glass is the most unintentionally funny person alive. he's also intentionally funny

This is a tough matchup. A nice cold beer is hard to beat. In the 4th round I choose a French fry that's caught in between the drivers seat and center console in a 1998 Honda Accord.

I'll take the marines. Sorry soup I will trade you the Knights of Columbus for the pic of the Washington monument

1st round - Roy Scheider 2nd round - tahini sauce

all the army guys got deployed. It was just unfit men and women left back here to keep the forum going. then a funny thing to say would be like "fiona the forumer' you know like rosie the riveter

I've never had a surprise party.... oh well, my birthday is 5 weeks from tomorrow... maybe this will be the year someone throws me a surprise party... i wouldn't even want one. that's crazy. All those people paying attention to little ol' me on my special day? it's just silly. what kind of person would want all their friends and loved ones to spend their free time thinking about and planning a nice party for you on your special day?