Seriously. Bruce Willis (with hair) playing a nerdy man who somehow has two women that lust for him. Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep dying in ridiculous ways. Horrible CGI. Potions that bring people back to life. What's not HDTGM about it?
If Tara Reid is 37 and her son is 22 as Scott mentioned, then she was 15 when she has him. Based on real age for Ian Zehring he is 49, making him 27 when his son was born. I'm surprised Jason of all people didn't mention this.