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You're not going to get away with giving birth to me, mother.
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You're not going to get away with giving birth to me, mother. -
You mean EVERY t-shirt in this store has graphic pictures of me and my uncle on it?
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You mean EVERY t-shirt in this store has graphic pictures of me and my uncle on it? -
Oh, here's an idea: How about ironically saying "My wife!" in a Borat accent?
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Bet that would be a great fucking catchphrase. -
My father hath two cabbages Yes, two cabbages he doth have. And when you see them cabbages You will surely become green with cabbage envy.
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Crest Toothpaste – Wow! Incredible!
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Colgate is a fine university, but when it comes to dental care, its toothpaste fails the class!
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Colgate is a fine university, but when it comes to dental care, its toothpaste fails the class! -
This isn’t you grandma’s toothpaste! If it was, she would still have all of her teeth!
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This isn’t you grandma’s toothpaste! If it was, she would still have all of her teeth! -
iPhones, iPads? I know! Crest Toothpaste!
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Don’t pro-Crest-inate – buy Crest Toothpaste today!
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You can try eating bread without the crust, but you can’t brush your teeth without the Crest!
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You can try eating bread without the crust, but you can’t brush your teeth without the Crest! -
Try Crest Toothpaste – the Crest Toothpaste around!
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Try Crest Toothpaste – the Crest Toothpaste around! -
I got 99 problems, including Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which makes it really frustrating not to have an even 100 problems.
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The word "midget" gets thrown around carelessly these days, as do midgets.
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The word "midget" gets thrown around carelessly these days, as do midgets. -
Use Dove soap instead.
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Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman, and I am a big doo doo head. Hey, wait a minute!
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Hello, my name is Scott Aukerman, and I am a big doo doo head. Hey, wait a minute! -
I'd like to start today's show with a moment of silence...
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...for Melinda P. Rosewater, president of the I Hate Silence Foundation. Fuck you, Melinda. -
If publicly urinating on midgets is a crime...
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If publicly urinating on midgets is a crime punishable by the amputation of one finger for every midget urinated on, then you're out of luck, because I only have ten fingers! -
I'm not saying we should get rid of all the other races...
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But the Daytona 500 is the only one that matters to me!