spaceball87

Matt Damon's girlfriend ain't too happy about his lack of commitment. Apparently, she's given him a Bourne Ultimatum.

By spaceball87, August 31, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't like pranks. I think they're stupid, immature, and not funny... Haha, gotcha, I actually like pranks.

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Maybe if Pol Pot had given his son a silly name like Jack Pot history might not have judged him so harshly for the whole genocide thing

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I put my iPhone on Airplane mode, but when I threw it out the window it didn’t fly very far at all.

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You won't find this fact in the history books, but my grandfather basically single-handedly won World War II -- because his other hand got blown off.

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I hate how the word "Nazi" is applied to everyone these days. I think it makes us forget just how horrific the crimes of the grammar Nazis were.

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The scariest moment of my life was when I fell down an elevator shaft...

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Did you know that while it takes over 20,000 joints to overdose on marijuana, it only takes one cliff to overdose on jumping?

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I tried to rob a bank once...

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

People tend to forget about the other album U2 released in 1984, "The Forgettable Fire"

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Most people don't realize "Al Hitchcock" was only the nickname of the famous film director -- his real name was Al Hitchpenis!

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ever since I've heard you're supposed to "dress for the job you want," I've been walking around in a hand costume

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey, Doctors Without Borders -- stop complaining and just go to Barnes and Noble!

By spaceball87, April 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm not from a religious family, but to get my job at the ice cream parlor I had to go to sundae school

By spaceball87, December 9, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You may know me from the movies as Superman, but in my everyday life I go by a different name: Buzzkill McRoberts.

By spaceball87, November 21, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

God dammit, gimme some o' that mustard, Leroy. Arbor Day ain't over until I says it's over, ya hear?

By spaceball87, November 11, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Eddie Murphy may have played Doctor DOO-LITTLE, but he sure has DONE a LOT of movies!

By spaceball87, November 6, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've been listening to The Cure for five days straight, yet my nose and ears continue to bleed

By spaceball87, November 2, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

'Tis a con-salmon-ation de-trout-ly to be fished

By spaceball87, October 26, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a weirdo who doesn't like traveling in cars?

By spaceball87, October 24, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. I'm Scott Aukerman. Those stories whenever on some amount of minutes.

By spaceball87, October 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Glue. [That's the catchphrase. Hopefully it will "stick."]

By spaceball87, October 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You can't spell "podcast" without "a third grade education"

By spaceball87, October 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you don't hear the Simpsons reference in this catchphrase, you can "eat my shorts!" (Answer: In numerous episodes, Bart Simpson says, "the.")

By spaceball87, October 19, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Carchphrase

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just mind find out you have a terminal illness

By spaceball87, October 17, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions