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'Pixels' sounded like an interesting movie, so I decided to learn more. I found out that it also stars Adam Sandler and Kevin James. Its probably going to make $500M and I'm just going to be left, once again, sitting here wondering what the fuck is happening in this world around me.

Jes, has any of your work ever pissed off the entire Coast Guard?

Jes, IMDB says you're going to be in the upcoming film, Thirst. Is it about a Draculer? And, wouldn't it be funny if there was a Draculer who was a super horndog and his catchphrase was, "The thirst is real" after he chomped someone?

Jes, you're very active on social media. Can you explain your decision lately to retweet so many Charlie Hebdo cartoons?

Fuck all yall slowpokes, I'm changing my forum name to Potato Germplasm before anyone else

No art on walls Serious cutting instruments

Still waiting on that invite

Tim, Anastasia, and Andy don't have any artwork on their walls. Neither do most other serial killers.

Still waiting for my hangout invite

I'm 1/16th Crippendorf, so I'm really offended by these white males discussing my culture. Yo, is this check your privilege.

Scuse me, I'm just going to be over here watching The Librarians instead of fucking around with Popcorn Gallery research. That's obviously just a waste of time now.

Anyone else watching the hell out of Galavant tonight?

You might try to tell her that you can't believe that you made her squirt. Makes you seem like a sex machine and provides cover for your shameful bladder. Then you do the sheets and come off like solid dude who takes care of stuff. Want more tips? Check out my book.

No prompting for the Popcorn Gallery this weekend, either. We've officially been dumped

These times do not work for me. Sorry everyone. We need to try again and reschedule.

Hayes and Sean made my list of People I'm Not Feeling

points

Just got off the phone with Jeff Ullrich. We both agreed that this never would have happened on Gelmania

I watched The Interview the other night. Nothing too spoilery

With no more Popcorn Gallery in 2015 and Hayes unofficially banning me from it in the second half of 2014, I don't have any other reason to be in this forum now.

We want to look at specific prepositions and articles that occur together often enough for the comparison to be meaningful; and (because the data is far from orthogonal in the variables of interest) we'll look in each case at the proportion oflike-insertion in a given lexical frame. Here's "in (like) the": in like the in the like per 10,000 Male 102 23,627 42.9 Female 95 27,919 33.9 Here's "on (like) the": on like the on the like per 10,000 Male 62 11,483 53.7 Female 60 15,573 38.5 In both of those cases, it seems that men actually insert like more often than women do. This is not true for all of the lexical frames that I've tried, e.g. "for (like) the": for like the for the like per 10,000 Male 92 6,081 149 Female 119 7,360 159 Two things are different in "for (like) the" compared to "in (like) the" and "on (like) the": the frequency of like-insertion is 3 to 5 times higher; and the women are doing it around 7% more often than the men, rather than about 20-30% less often. It might be interesting to look into these differences further, but it's time to pour another cup of coffee and move on.

General Interest - Atoms, Motion, & the Void Dan Carlin's Hardcore History Humor - The Bugle My Brother, My Brother And Me Thrilling Adventure Hour (for me, its mainly about Beyond Belief and Sparks Nevada) Tom Vs. Comics (formerly Tom Vs. The Flash) You Look Nice Today

Sean remixed my Too Soon with Nick Thune joke it in this episode. How do I collect royalties?

Brett Gelman will be on the show to discuss how many weird boners he got watching Peter Pan Live! last night. You can try to ask questions, Popcorn Gallery, but there may not be time to even get to them.