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OcterDoctopus

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  1. Ah crap... I guess as soon as he saw my posting he had his smart little computer genius nephew change his account. Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently: bigdongslongmon@hotmail.com Technical details of permanent failure: Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the server for the recipient domain hotmail.com by mx1.hotmail.com. [65.54.188.72]. The error that the other server returned was: 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable
  2. Be warned, all who click, its the only way you'll be able to hear the song for the rest of your days.
  3. School is just a racket anyway man. They don't teach you what you need to know anyway. They just preprogram and brainwash your mind, man, so you can be a good factory worker or fast food cashier. Alright, man?? So then they teach you about a nice little birds and bees and all the big soft kissy stuff, but then you find yourself in the real world, man, and you've got 12 Japanese businessmen all standing around looking at you and you don't know what to do. Sex ed? We need to UN-learn
  4. So, he taught you to just check her levels in particular but not any other woman's levels. "Alright, class, my wife Alyssa is here today so I can teach you all about her cervical mucus levels. Now, the first thing you need to know going into this lesson is knowing--huh... ok... Alright so you all know who Charlie Chaplin was and what kindof hat he wore was, right? Great, keep that hat shape in mind and then let us begin."
  5. Can someone isolate the laugh at the 17:10 mark so Tim can sample it in his next song?
  6. I appreciate Mr David Wain listening to that unusually long-winded question and teaching everyone about his code of the streets
  7. I have a slight problem in that I really want to suggest The F Plus to people when podcast discussions come up, but some of their real bread and butter content is often based in bizarre, awful sexual fetish stuff. So that person might not actually check out the episodes, just see the titles & descriptions, then think I'm a freakazoid. Those puritan jerks
  8. Living Beside Youth Dancehall
  9. Uhh uhhh... Amazing Spider Dash Mon 2 uhhhh... Godzilla Bumbaclot I'm sorry BRRII the bit is starting to collapse I need to escape it! I wish I could've carried us over 300 but it all unraveled!
  10. Fun Fact: X-Men: Days of Future Past was released in Jamaica under the title X-Mon: Days of Future Past, Mon
  11. David, last weekend when you were live-tweeting Game of Thrones you said "that bitch with the dragons needs to be naked more." Would you ever direct an episode? (Hayes knows HBO people) (also hey, language, mister)
  12. Fun Fact: The movie The Monuments Men was released in Jamaica under the new title The Monuments Mon. You can use that joke on your friends I dont mind.
  13. I do want to hear Davis Wayons' answer but ALSO, in my opinion, you should buy the girl you choose the KFC Chicken Corsage. When I lost my virginity after prom, but my then-girlfriend and I agreed that we could have used more chicken grease. All in all, an ok experience though.
  14. Should be fun. I have been with 3 women and they have all said it was very ok.
  15. David, you recently got into some trouble after you made certain comments about how you would have reacted if you were Jay-Z and what you would do if, quote, "any woman got in my face like that on an elevator." Is that cause you're a New Yorker?
  16. Busy week. I haven't listened to this week's podcast or been able to comment here in the forums. I think I might be over it now. They'll never have Brett Gelman on so whats the point?
  17. my social media campaign has succeeded
  18. Quick reminder that agata still hasn't fixed her jacked up spelling of SPIDER DASH MAN in this week's intro posting.
  19. Speaking of scoops that need trooped, if you have any questions for Milo Ventimiglia, you have 15 hours to ask them. Milo, why did your sister-in-law attack you in an elevator? Was it because you were going to Rihanna's party without your wife?
  20. For those of you new to the forums, The Narnold sometimes flirts with the banhammer. My job is to help egg both him and the mods on until they both say things they regret. Your move Agata. http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/13127-episode-34-%E2%80%94-total-math-wiz/
  21. ...The Reality Show Show, focusing on unscripted TV. It was a slog. "We were doing a bad podcast that nobody liked," Clements says That sounds like a bunch of "gotcha" media bullshit and I'm certain that quote was taken way out of context.
  22. I went to the theater so I could see BJ in The Amazing Spiderman but he wasn't in it. I spoke to the manager of the theater and he said I should have bought tickets to see The Amazing Spider Dash Man instead. BUYERS BEWARE
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