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    Episode 274 — Oh, Golly!

    Scotty Aux, Benny Schwaz, and Werner Herz is a pretty great trio too
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    Episode 274 — Oh, Golly!

    Just suddenly realized that if team Good (or anti-evil or Andy-Evil) has Dalton Wilcox and Hot Dog, it should also have Patrick McMahon. Cowboy poetry, 50s music, and Irish folktales/limericks sound about right as the trifecta against team Daly-Evil. Also what if Dalton Wilcox has been telling the truth the entire time and all the "people" he killed really were vampires/Frankinsteins/mummies/etc. Suddenly we have our hero. Revised Lineups Team Daly-Evil (Daily Evil) -Don DiMelo (Commander of Golly) -Golly (Commander of Chip Gartner) -Chip Gartner (Satan reborn) -Cactus Tony -Jack Fitzgerald* -Andi Callahan* (Registered Nurse) Team Andy-Evil (Anti-Evil) -Dalton Wilcox (Cowboy Poet / Monster Hunter) -Bill Carter (trainingstarsseeingstars.org / Wizard) -Hot Dog (Sha na na hopeful) -Patrick McMahon (Irish folkstoryteller / limerick crafter -Danny Mahoney* -Byron Denniston* (Royal Watcher) -Shooter* (LA-centric Comedian) Team Daly Neutral -August Lindt (Prezel Maker) -Middle 8 Break guy? (U2's Clive Dundee hope he appears on U Talking U2 To Me)*
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    Episode 274 — Oh, Golly!

    Oh I'm not making a case for them being good. I guess it's more that they are team "anti-evil" as laid out in the last 10 mins of this episode.
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    Episode 274 — Oh, Golly!

    We need to set up the rosters for both sides. Team Daly Evil -Don DiMelo -Golly -Chip Gartner -Cactus Tony Team Daly Good -Dalton Wilcox -Bill Carter (trainingstarsseeingstars.org) -Hot Dog Team Daly Neutral -August Lindt -Patrick McMahon -Middle 8 Break guy?
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    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    Kudos to whoever made that edit. Gilly just noticed.
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    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    Holy crap. I thought that was a joke until I looked it up on wikipedia and saw the NYT article
  7. Hello friend. I have good news for you if you want/need more Andy Daly/PFT. They did a live episode of CBB (live tour 2013 LA) with Andrew Lloyd Webber and Don DiMelo. Its better than you can even imagine. Also PFT's "Dead Authors Podcast" Episode 15 http://thedeadauthorspodcast.libsyn.com/chapter-15-the-marquis-de-sade-featuring-andy-daly Andy Daly as the Marquis de Sade (basically French Revolution Don Dimelo) Episode 2 http://thedeadauthorspodcast.libsyn.com/chapter-2-robert-louis-stevenson-featuring-andy-daly Andy Daly as Robert Louis Stevenson (basically Scottish August Lindt in my mind)
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    Episode 266 — The Calvins Twins

    Seriously! I was genuinely confused how in the world Podmass could put this in the "the rest" column. There's no accounting for stupid.
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    Episode 272 — Sex Party Season

    I am an enormous Community fan and Gillian's podcast appearances on CBB were my first introduction to this show. I am obviously a big fan now, but I have to say I am floored by how much Gillian has improved every single appearance. The fact that she can go toe-to-toe-to-toe-(to-toe?) with Scott / PFT and not just back down, but even antagonize the 3 in the room warms my comedy soul. I love Gillian too much. Also Scott/PFT
  10. If you haven't already, you have to go purchase the Live Tour 2013 episodes. The LA one is (Lord) Andrew Lloyd Webber and Don Dimelo (theatrical director). This is an order, its for your own good.
  11. I have to admit, I had my doubts about how well this podcast would go, but holy fuck it is amazing. The poetry workshop session alone brings this episode to the top of my list of Earwolf podcast episodes. Andy/Betsy/Sean/PFT were just so agile with their barbs to one another that it blew my mind. Five city-slickin stars
  12. That's basically what Scott says he loves to intentionally do and gave a direction to his podcast. Of course it all started with Andy Daly (http://www.avclub.com/article/scott-aukerman-picks-his-favorite-icomedy-bang-ban-89838). Ctrl+F Andy Daly might help. Brett Gelman's Snagglepuss was incredible. "White power, Hitler even"
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    a special thread for thomas

    Thomas you are a goddamn genius. Just watched the VPN video and it looks like your quick thinking by pulling up The Blacklist wiki killed Matt. I've never seen/heard Matt laugh that uncontrollably before.
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    VPN with Zach Woods

    Can we just acknowledge how amazing Thomas the intern is? A few seconds after Matt mentioned "Eric explaining the blot of The Blacklist on NBC", Thomas googled the show and got Eric to read it. Thomas pulling that up destroyed me and definitely looks like it killed Matt too from the tears of joy.
  15. Holy shit, the rainbow party scene literally took all the air out of my lungs because I was laughing so hard. I had to sit down because I got lightheaded. Hands down, the #1 for the next best of episodde
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    Episode 105 — Zombie Lisp

    I read your single other post if thats what you are referring to. It basically ignored what another poster was saying and its clear you missed the point. I'll requote him if that helps. Again, what Matt and the other improv folks do is pick up on quirky situations from real life and expand on it. Sure Matt can be pretty bombastic about it, but if you noticed in that scene every other guest laughed at the same time when Thomas talked about drinking milk out of a gallon. Matt wasn't bullying Thomas about drinking milk, Thomas drinking milk out of gallons is a weird thing. Not weird in a bad way, more in a unique situation way that improv can be built up around. I can give you countless of examples off the top of my head. Andy Daly reads a message from his mom where she says "did you know the desert has sand just like the beach?" Danielle Schneider talks about a "crabtini" which is crabmeat and old bay seasoning in a martini glass with alcohol Youtube video of preachers that think homosexuals "eat da poo poo" Ben Schwartz seeing homeless people digging through garbage 2 at a time, where the 2nd one digs through the remains the first one didn't want Tim Meadows thinking he saw a ghost of Edgar Allen Poe Charlie Sanders fighting for parking with Martin Landau Horatio Sanz working at a barbershop with a gloryhole Let me try to explain it in a different way and I'm assuming you are a CBB fan because of the name Hotdog. I think whats happened here is similar to when you recommend an episode of CBB to someone who has never heard it before. If you listen to episodes with a guest Scott is close to, you can hear the playful dismissiveness that goes between one another, but people unaccustomed person might think Scott is a total weirdo who is being an ass to his guests. TL;DR You are completely missing what happened in the context of this podcast
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    Episode 105 — Zombie Lisp

    Amazing episode. "3 pumps per 30 seconds" had me dying and the car radio evolved so well into that disaster scenario. Just perfect progression. Definitely a candidate for best of.
  18. Giant lesbian vagina hitting on teenaged grandchildren. Seems pretty developed to me.
  19. Are you talking about the episode that is coming up tomorrow? Caught you TimeBobby! But yeah I agree, Molly was amazing this episode. Dykeula is best developed character I have heard that isn't PFT, Adomian, Andy Daly related. How Dykeula killed a man (Explained at the end) destroyed me.
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    CBB Live Tour Episodes

    Learn'd burn
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    CBB Live Tour Episodes

    Finally gave in and bought the episodes. The Seattle episode would you rather killed me. I've never loved "I haven't opened the floor for questions" so much before. I was hoping when Scott asked a "philosophical musing" PFT would've said "I'm sorry I have not opened the floor for philosophical musings"
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    Episode 101 — Coma Counting

    We need a lot more information about this milk drinking intern.
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    Episode 102 — Satan's Face

    That exactly what it was. Mookie had the voices down, but the way he did the atheist one and the juggalo perfectly mimicked the way they spoke
  24. Matt's "Thanks for the extra two Tim" and Horatio completely disregarding the start of the next act by singing "Party in the USA" had me bursting in laughter. Absolute gold.
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    Guest suggestions

    I need this so much. It was the first time I laughed so hard at the storytelling part mainly because of Lennon's reactions and how well the three knew each other.
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