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    EPISODE 120 - Masters of the Universe

    Ahhhh, I agree with June, that poor bastard, her father. Probably stole that airplane or won it in some shady poker game or something. And even if he had an airplane he wouldn't even go through all the flying lessons, he'd spend half the flying lessons money on booze and cheap prostitutes, like all poor people do. No wonder he crashed that plane, oh my goodness, these fucking poor people.
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    EPISODE 114 — Runaway

    Also I love how at some point the movie suddenly switched to a bizarre neo-noir vibe with Kirsty Alley being the classical femme fatale, complete with the expected femme fatale haircut and the chain smoking smoking and stuff... And then she dies.
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    EPISODE 114 — Runaway

    OK, am I the only one who actually thought "WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING TOM SELLECK IN YOUR FILM IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW HIM SHIRTLESS?" Anyone else thought that?
  4. Something that happened to me today suddenly reminded me of this movie. Have you seen it with the Rifftrax commentary on? If not, I recommend it, I have, like 4 times, matter of fact I don't think I could have watched the entire thing without Rifftrax... Or maybe I am just weird. Okay, so today at work someone had a radio playing John Lennon's Imagine for some reason and I caught myself silently singing along "Imagine all the eagles pecking out your eyes..." as seen in this video: Then I realized what I was doing and kind of started to pretend I was couching while looking around and thank god, I think no one had heard me.
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    Shoot 'em Up (2007)

    SPOILERS! Forget carrots, a man grabs bullets and sticks his hand in a fire so the bullets shoot out of their shells and kill another man! I love his movie!
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    Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail

    I decided to check out Ernest Goes To Africa... Remember when they said it's not as racist as you would expect.... wellllllllll....... ...i disagree.
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    Episode 97 — Rhinestone: LIVE!

    Wait, why is the cat pregnant?
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    Son of the Mask (2005)

    Why does Jamie Kennedy exist in the Universe?
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    Swordfish (2001)

    Oh god, this movie... I like to imagine that John Travolta just said "you know what, fuck it.." and put on his wig from Pulp Fiction.
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    I apologize.
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    Actually I have to admit that out of all the shitty shitty shit Adam Sandler has thrown at us over the years, this movie and Punch Drunk Love were the only ones I could bear watching and kind of enjoyed.
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    I don't want to watch this movie. Movies like this depress me in the worst way possible. Like... there's depressing and depressing. Dancer In The Dark is depressing in a way that it makes me really sad. Movies like "LOL" are depressing in a way that make me feel terrible about human civilization the world that I live in. I do not want to watch this movie.
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    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    Exactly my biggest issue, villains become villains just like that, for no reason at all, except just so they can be evil. At least in the Sam Raimi Spider-man films they had SOME depth and motivation. Also SPOILERS, what is up with the Doc Oc tentacles and all that stuff revealed at the end? Does that mean in the sequels super villains will have even less character development, just random people with bionic stuff stuck to them?
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    Saving Christmas (2014)

    So we have Ray Comfort AKA "banana man", we have that other "dinosaurs are dragons!" weirdo AND of course crazy person extraordinaire Kirk Cameron. Only thing that photo is missing is a Hovind to make the quartet of terrible complete.
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    Episode 87 — Easy Rider 2: The Ride Back

    Holy shit, X - Japan?! I completely forgot about these guys, I used to love them, they had some kickass songs. But yeah, terrible cover.
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    Episode 83 — Winter's Tale

    Okay, so I finally saw this load of shit. Recently some guy where I work somehow contracted tuberculosis from somewhere. So mass panic began and every single employee of the company, about, I dunno a 1000 people was forced to go through a medical test for tuberculosis and it was done in order to prevent a potential outbreak because they said it's highly contagious. So I kept thinking about that incident during the whole movie , the girl saying over and over again how it's not contagious, then having sex with Collin Farrell and I kept thinking wow, this is sooooooo full of shit.
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    Episode 91 — The 1st Annual Howdies Pt. 1

    Great episode, although I am kind of disappointed that two of my favorite crazy June theories were left out: 1) Seagal used deer penis to make Wayans become more sensitive in touch with his feminine side in The Glimmer Man. 2) Judges in Judge Dredd had no genitalia. And her question "Are they humans?" during the "Nothing But Trouble" ep.
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    Coyote Ugly (2000)

    Yes, it wasn't a bad movie by any means. As I said I like it. I just like to oversimplify my plot summaries on this forum for fun. I just didn't wanna write "it's a tragic story of forbidden love, people's intolerance, cruelty and rejection that ultimately led to a young girl's death." It's a pretty good movie, it's just too sad and depressing and at this point, I don't feel like watching something like this. By the way I teared up at the end too.
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    Coyote Ugly (2000)

    Can't remember the name, and can't be bothered to look it up. There were sex scenes and then her girlfriend dumped her for some jock guy then there was probably more sex scenes, I dunno... and then she (piper) found a wounded falcon in the woods and healed and trained it. Then at the end of the movie Piper stabbed her ex's new boyfriend in the leg in a fencing match and jumped off a roof and died.
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    Coyote Ugly (2000)

    Now now, they weren't all bad, for instance I kind of like like that one movie where she jumped off a roof and killed herself at the end (oops, spoilers).
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    Botched "Expendables 3" Title Art

    I don't know why I keep watching these but no they weren't fun, neither of the 3. I am sorry, Stop saying they're fun and stop encouraging Sly... I love 80's and 90's action films to death and these Expendables films are just nowhere near. Now if you wanna do a.... I dunno, a homage to old school action, or whatever the fuck these are lose the shaky cam and quick cuts, CGI blood and pale...palette... cha.... whatever it is they do with the colors to make it all grayish, I hate that. They extinguished A WHOLE SPECIES OF BATS in some cave during the shooting of part 2 and for what? So we can barely see some big time action star punch another big time action star in the dark, while everything is shaking and dark and gray and you don't know who's punching who... That's not old school, if you want old school, do it old school. Even the new DTV action films manage to pull off a better old school, the Ninja films with Scott Adkins, the Undisputed sequels, e.t.c... That's how you do 80's action. Sorry but Sly doesn't know what he's doing.... You have all these big time action and martial arts stars, just do a DTV type film, put a little bit of that over the top Machette cheesiness and you're safe. Now sorry about the rant but it just pisses me of what a missed opportunity these films are.
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    Wild Things (1998)

    Yeah, I remember loving it when I first saw it but I was a teenager and I loved all the crazy twists and I don't wanna seem shallow but there was Denise Richards and Neve Campbell, naked in a pool and making out. And I remember, at some point after the 4-th or 5-th twist Kevin Bacon flashed his penis for no real reason.
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    Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)

    If you can't even get Christopher Lambert to be in your film you should just give up, that should be some kind of a rule.
  24. My issue with Scarface is how many people, especially ones I have to be around on daily basis often rave about it and (in my opinion) like it for all the wrong reasons. Like how they they see Tony Montana as a fucking cool, awesome badass, almost a role model.
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    Episode 90 — Sharknado 2: The Second One

    Here's another thing I had a problem with: What kind of force was causing Lady Liberty's head to roll at a steady high speed forever? It wasn't into a tornado, it was just rolling around the streets of New York and would be doing it forever if it hadn't smashed into a building. There's no way a it could gain that kind of momentum, it's not even round, it's a giant, concrete, spiky thing, it'd fall on the ground and roll a few meters and that's it.