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Topics posted by Scam Elliot
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Hey?! What's a little piss on the floor between janitors?
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Lordy, lordy, look who's crushing 40s on his 40th and entering into the 4th dimenson. It's me. Happy sad fucking 40th birthday to me.
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What do you mean? Everyone gets wings when they Peg a Cis.
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One for all. Two for the Show. Three's a crowd. Four's an orgy.
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Splish Splash I was Takin a Bath like a moron who can't bathe without making a god-damn Mess.
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If you can't do the Time then don't think you're gonna suck off Morris Day in the Green Room.
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. I thought I could catch his Cavalier in my Impala but nobody really wants a Chevy Chase
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Follow them lay lines too long and you'll end up in these Cumgutters.
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No, I just give people hickies. You're looking for the other kind of Necromancer.
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And Don't forget Italianfest, coming back This September Fourteenth through the Eighteenth at Tammy's Fucknasium on the River.
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Don't cry for me Argentina! Peru? I'm a need to see those waterworks.
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A lot of folks were angry with the removal of that Bogdanovich flick, but you gotta know when it's okay to pull your Peter.
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You can't polish a turd but you can polish one off...
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If you wanna hang out you gotta tell her 'bout the Gout. Cocaine.
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Sometimes You got a Honeybee and sometimes you got a Honeydew, but every once in a while, you got a Honeysuckle.
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Freebird is the most sincerely country way of saying He Likes to throw that dick around...
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She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was Carrie, the Living Car and she killed most of my friends in High School.
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To be fair, the Schnozzberry Family have always been Tastemakers.
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I didn't think the Legend of Tom Jones would involve so many Ropey Loads.
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Actually, I'm an expert at putting worms and grubs on a fishing hook, But I understand how you could make that mistake.
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Dim wits and Fat tits are all I've got for all these bong hits.
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