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12 NeutralAbout The Great Jizzard of '76
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- Birthday 07/22/1981
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Comedy Bang Bang
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Where the rolling hills meet the Zigzag road is where you'll find the Stoner Devil.
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Summon up a doobie. -
In like a lion, out like a Lion. 'Cause I'm a fuckin' Lion!
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Roar. Huh. Good god Y'all , what is it good for? -
I.P's on my L.P.'s and E.P.'s are better than Herpes on my peepee.
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So get to work and stop fucking around! -
Life is a highway but I can't drive fifty five.
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I plan on speeding. -
May all your "P's" be I's and not Her's.
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Because I.P.'s are way better than Herpes. -
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, but never diddle diddle without consent.
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Or cats for that matter. -
Johnny Comes Lately and Jimmy Cracks Corn is the title of my favorite porn.
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That's why they call me Little Jack Horner. -
Just like Growing Pains, I lost my boner in the fourth season too.
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Winter has come. -
As my Nudist Uncle once told me, sometimes you just gotta grin and bare it.
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He lived his life all balls out. -
Nobody makes gravy like the coroner.
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Welcome to the Kentucky Coroner's Association. -
As they say where I'm from, you can't wait for the dirt to turn brown.
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Kentucky is wierd. -
Cheek to cheek, exchanging wind, What's a little shower fart between friends?
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Love is grand -
If it was left up to me I wouldn't get right down to it.
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Pro crastinator. -
A Bag that heavy is probably pretty expensive for someone to just be shitting into.
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Deuce' and Golbana -
But enough about myself... Please, tell me more about your Stars and garters.
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I'm a jewel on dates.