Scam Elliot
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A Whop Bop a Lou Bop, A Whop Bamboo but most people just call me Rudy.
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When up from the bellows she came, far less angrier than before, and sat down upon us with nary a glance that would catch another's, then sheepishly declared into her folds of her elbow "I don't think I ever taken a shit like that in my life."
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This week on the Downtowners. -
Mustache Rides for a Nickel. Tip included.
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Good dog. bark Bark. -
Hot and steamy and cookin' all day long in the slow roster.
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Plop plop fizz fizz.
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In the end, Luigi couldn't even one up himself.
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End music from Mario Bros. Plays. -
Your dad does karate now
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Yeah, but more than half of any Country is a Cunt.
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4 out of 7. Do the math. -
For what it's worth, Phil Collins also let someone drown that night.
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Vagenisis -
Is it cool if I stay with my friends and not dance?
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Because I kinda don't wanna dance. -
When the going gets tough, the dumb get racist.
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Win stupid prizes. -
I get a kick... Every time...
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I get no kick from champagne.
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Ol' Blue Eyes himself.
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They tore down the Swings at the park yesterday.. I guess it doesn't mean a thing...
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Do wah do wah do wah! -
...wing.
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Okay, but just for the sake of argument, let's say that Wutang Clan was something to fuck with...
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What then, huh? What then? -
Time and space? Phhh.
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... Handed.
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What is a fart but us sharin a little air?
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To weet -
Hey asshole.. How about you give that handicapped dude a fuckin Baby Ruth already.
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HEY YOU GUYS! -
Don't Tread on me then try to make eye contact. I can only cum to your indifference.
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Splash, the return. -
Andy was never that type of brash youth who would go running head long into any unsure situation without first squatting down with his trousers around his ankles and just squeezing every last ounce of shit that he could muster out onto the street.
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Gonna get hemorrhoids doing that. -
Before midnight, we gonna keep it all in our pants...
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After midnight, we gonna let it all hang out. -
As they locked eyes for a second time, the soft clamor of the dining room seemed to melt away so that all that existed in the universe was Tabitha and this Mountain of a labradoodle as it took a massive shit on the neighbor's living-room carpet.
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She was transfixed.
