BeingAllFishies
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Awesome show guys. I have a lot to unpack here. First, thank you for pointing out all those instances of product placement, but you missed the biggest one: the charm bracelet! Just before Miley leaves for Paris, Demi gives her that charm for her bracelet and there is a VERY LONG shot of the Pandora box. Not only is the shot pointless, the whole scene is pointless--it never comes back. Just the 487th oppotunity for them to say "I love you mom" "I love you too." Also, the one line that made me crazy was the "This is my first time...since my divorce." It is? But...but...you're dating your ex-husband! We see him sneaking in at night and trying not to wake up the kids. You two are sitting in bed together! Does he actually sneak in just to go to sleep and not have sex with you? Actually, I prefer to think everyone making the movie just forgot that the ex-husband existed. And finally, I just thought it was a little weird that Miley Cyrus, who is at this point transitioning from Hannah Montana to a more "serious" music career, is in a movie where the climax (?) is at a Battle of the Bands, where a band features prominently throughout the movie, and she has NOTHING to do with it.
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Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary
BeingAllFishies posted a topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Oh man, you guys, I just found Netflix gold. Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary is definitely worth 89 minutes of your life, if only because one of the main characters has obviously subscribed to the Tommy Wiseau school of acting (and vague Eastern European accents). Directed by someone named Nimrod, it's the story of a guy who believes in ghosts...sometimes? but not seances, his friend who doesn't believe in ghosts until about five minutes in, and a bitchy girlfriend, making a documentary about the abandoned hospital that housed Typhoid Mary (who was apparently a sex slave?). They spend so much of the movie setting up where all the documentary's cameras are--dozens of them--and yet it is not a found footage movie: there are tons of non-POV shots. Oh guys, I won't ruin any more of it for you. Just...awesomely bad writing, delivery, special effects...this has it all. -
Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge of Typhoid Mary
BeingAllFishies replied to BeingAllFishies's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yeah, I mean, I can understand wanting to bank on the success of Paranormal Activity, but "Asylum" isn't really a name you want to associate your low budget horror flick with. -
Episode 90 — Sharknado 2: The Second One
BeingAllFishies replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
You said all the things that I was going to say, and I love you for it. There are sawfish and sawsharks, different species but both in the shark family. Don't let 'em hold you down Paul, you know what you're talking about sometimes! I have not seen this one yet, but I'm assuming Tara does not still have a chainsaw hand at the end? If she does, I have a vision of her riding around on a sawfish in Sharknado 3: Sharks and Humans vs. Global Warming. -
Yes. Just, yes. This film needs to be done. Not much I can add to your summary, just that nothing that anyone says or does makes sense. My favorite part is that the movie seems genuinely confused on how it feels about parapsychology, keeping comatose people alive...or even blind people, really. And I'd really like the guys to explain to me why it's called Red Lights and not, oh, really anything else. How did a movie this high-budget with this many great people get made so, so poorly? I never even heard of it until I randomly found it on Netflix. So glad I did.
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Submit clips here!
BeingAllFishies replied to jakefogelnest's topic in Submit Clips for The Fogelnest Files
Love your show, Jake! You've gotten me hooked on looking for amateur covers of songs. In that spirit, I give you Clocks. -
Ah, I see we've already encountered this one. Awesome. I'll just throw in my vote for it then. Things to watch for: Someone being accused of slamming doors when no door has actually been closed. Facial hair that looks like a bruise. Lots and lots of stock nature footage. "LOOK AT YOUR MACHINE." Public domain salsa music at the most inappropriate times. "You should take a walk in the woods, and then have a talk in the woods." Go watch it now. Have lots of alcohol on hand.
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Wow. Wow. Did I not notice that, or have I just blocked it from my memory?
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Episode 2 — Blake Anderson, Our Close Friend
BeingAllFishies replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
It makes sense. You just have to remember that the third person plural of Mimby is still Mimby. Like "fish" or "squash." All the Mimby Project. In other news, guys, this new show rocks. Back when I was a kid, I used to listen to the Realty Sho-sho, and this is at least 8% better than that! Last week, you explained to me what the purpose is of those pieces-of-movies that come on before my movie comes on in the theater. I'm always just like, "Where is movies?" I'm so glad Hayes & Sean come along to bail me out. But now, you're telling me that some day I won't even need to go to movies! They'll be on my TV! I'm not sure I believe you, but it's a beautiful dream. But seriously--just as the Realty Sho-sho taught me how to live in reality, I am prepared to use the Hollywood Handbook to teach myself how to live in Hollywood. First I need to get to Hollywood, if y'all have any advice on that. Thanks. P.S. I'm so glad y'all are still pointing out things that are scary. It makes me feel a lot safer.
