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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    Some quick omissions: There's a guy with an elephant face who's piloting that ships that's allied (?) with Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum's characters. The black female pilot lady addresses him as Nesh. The name of the human body with an elephant head....is Nesh. Like Ganesh. More like Hackowskis amirite. Also, you guys didn't even mention Magic Mike's wings at the end! She was super hot for his wings which is weird enough, but it is NEVER explained how he got his wings back, what the emotional significance of them was to him or anyone else, or why a half-human, half-wolf would have wings. We straight up never heard from the sister again. What happened to her? Are she and the not dead brother still harvesting their planets and just Earth gets a pass? I kinda liked the robot that helped Mila Kunis through the space bureaucracy. This movie was worse because it had not terrible aspects to it and that makes the terrible aspects less forgiveable. .
  2. I'm surprised no one on stage mentioned this Pretzy's comment during his 'Iceman Cometh' moment at the end: "With Herc gone is sure gonna get lonely for me again". "Again". Widower. Abandoned. SO SO SAD and totally tonally disconnected with the rest of the movie.
  3. This is a movie starring(mumbling), written, and directed by Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson. It's basically 50 Cent bringing his adolescent fantasies to life. These include: being "maybe the best ever" street basket ball player, being an assassin, having a super-genius little brother who at 13 is accepted to "all eight ivy league schools", some porn-y sex, porn-y lesbian sex followed by a murder, and more! 50 released an album in conjunction with the movie, but large parts of it are uncomfortably unscored. Its shockingly shockingly bad and just uncomfortable. I think the HDTGM gang would have a lot of fun with it. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrfvzUmS08 It also has the best wikipedia article I've ever read: http://en.wikipedia....Destruct_(film) Check it ooooouuuuuuuuut