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Professor Grasshopper

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  1. Professor Grasshopper

    Episode 415 - The Longest Pig Pile

    Remember in the early days of Comedy Death Ray when Rory Scovel used to come on as "Rory Scovel" but he was actually doing characters? I feel like Gino is the opposite of that. Jon Gabrus comes on as "Gino", but he's really just Jon Gabrus.
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    Preview: The David Gregory Show

    Ugh. More anti-comedy.
  3. Professor Grasshopper

    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    I can't believe you guys just define Cameron as a lesbian comedian. She's a lesbian COMIC. I'm tired of all the job title shaming in this thread.
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    Episode 408 - LIVE at SXSW 2016

    Gil Ozeri needs to come back on the show. Make it happen.
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    Episode 408 - LIVE at SXSW 2016

    And the audience paid quite a bit of money to watch an 8 minute live advertisement in the middle of a comedy show.
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    Episode 399 - Trump vs. Bernie

    It's not often that you get all three guests doing over-the-top impressions of celebrities. I had to keep reminding myself that wasn't someone doing a Gottfried character. I'm in the camp that enjoyed him btw.
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    EPISODE 381 β€” Kitchen Stand-Up

    I don't enjoy his solo work either, but he is a genuinely funny and likable guy when he's not performing his "character". He's been great on the episodes he's been on, including this one.
  8. I think Scott has started to develop adult onset aspergers.
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    EPISODE 370 β€” The Brochelor

    That's wonderful. What about the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Podcast Project Podcast Project Pilot?
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    EPISODE 370 β€” The Brochelor

    I've been a listener for a long time so fortunately I already have everything. I guess that's one benefit of the cumbersome old-school way of downloading each episode manually from the website. Old school downloading > streaming.
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    EPISODE 370 β€” The Brochelor

    I'm actually surprised that this Howl business doesn't affect me. I was worried, but as far as I can tell, the new episodes of podcasts I already listen to will still be free from earwolf.com just like they have been for years. I'm also surprised at the price. $5 a month. $60 a year. That's $10 more than Amazon Student, Playstation Plus, and Xbox Live. So, good luck, but this isn't for me.
  12. This is really freakin' my bean.
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    EPISODE 336 β€” NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    I had no idea until I started listening to the intro. It was a crushing blow. It never even crossed my mind that Harris wouldn't make it through his struggle with addiction. I cant handle the rest of the episode right now, but all I know is I'm really gonna miss Harris. He's someone who I always wanted more of, but even more so, I always wanted more FOR him.
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    Episode 29 β€” Coptalk

    What is this, some sort of cop talk?
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    Episode 323 β€” Pie Quiz with Tears for Fears

    Oh my. So badly did I want Roland to say "scraambled eggs" and Curt to reply "ohhh I'm the biggest creep in the world". They sounded so similar to Scott and Pauls 'Beatles' impressions. Lovely gents. My favorite episode of the 2015 ballot.
  16. This is awesome. A while ago I had pretty much this same idea for a podcast. I obviously don't have the contacts needed to do it, but I couldn't be happier that it's actually happening and Lauren is the one who's doing it.
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    Anyone who is calling this a re-tread of the old episodes wasn't paying attention. Ghost Boy made it through his entire rap without the background track cutting out, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!! Ground-breaking. (Being serious, I love these Halloween episodes. All of them. I'll love the next one too.)
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    you know you can go back and re-listen, right?
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    Episode 317 β€” Tash.2

    Natasha Lyonne is Gillian Jacobs' impression of "Garry Marshall" grown sentient.
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    Episode 316 β€” In the Larp Run

    I have fond memories of listening to Dane Cook for a couple months in high school. Girls seemed to like him, so I seemed to like him too. Sit down close to a girl you like, share your earbuds with her, listen to whatever his special was at the time... Next thing you know, you're flippin through a vagina. But the best memories were after that, when I'd say "Hey, have you heard of Paul F Tompkins?" Give a girl Dane Cook, flip through her vagina for a few minutes. Give a girl PFT, flip through her vagina for a lifetime.
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    Episode 312 β€” Grounded Me@

    "What are you doing over there, Todd?" "I'm pooping." More Todd!
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    Episode 309 β€” Tony Macaroni

    I actually think Scott has said "Nasiiimm Pedraaddd" more times than Don Pardo has.
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    Episode 17 β€” Songs of Innocence

    Scott and Scott are legitimately the worlds greatest conversational comedy duo.
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    Episode 308 β€” Superego: Loose Beginnings, Tight Ends

    On behalf of Matt Gourley, I would like to plug his James Bonding podcast. One of my favorites. (PFT has been on it twice. For those of you who judge podcasts using the PFT scale, it has a PFT rating of 9% (2 out of 22 episodes)) http://jamesbonding.libsyn.com/
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    Episode 307 β€” Ruth’s Ross Dress For Loss

    I feel like Jack Black is of the Ben Stiller type. A funny guy who can sometimes come across as maybe taking himself a little too seriously and perhaps being a bit out of touch. It can feel out of place in CBB which is almost entirely about not taking yourself or anything seriously. Having said that, quit complaining. I thought it was a really fun episode. I didn't know much about Kyle going in but he was awesome.