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J-dawg, which animal would win in an aerial battle royale? Hawks, eagles, or falcons? Please give a detailed response.

I feel so sad that people like Nicole are so shamed to be who they are that it leads to laser hair removal...and 12 year long constipations. "Live and let live!" -Me

Joe, for what reason do you think that Sean and Hayes won't have the Popcorn Gallery this week?

....seriously though?

fastest tugboat speed = 14.9mph fastest trolley speed = 9.5mph fastest train speed = 270mph Who has funded the over-development of the train, while neglecting the tugboats and trolleys? Was this what they were intending to discuss had they had the time to get to the last 20%??

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Hey Agata, I just tried to google your name to see if you were just a computer program or a full-fledged robot, but.... have you seen what your name brings up in google images??? I would post an example, but I am pretty sure that I would get banned from the forums for it...

I guarantee that you will find that this "lost episode" was really a live session in Flagstaff.... They realized how bad it would look if they released that recording. They are far more coy than you have realized.

He is lying. The point of a relationship is to foster meaningful connections so deep that he is too afraid to leave you. Therefore, write really long love poems for any guy that you like/barely know and give them to him on big wooden board with the words spelled out in doll hair that you glued to it. I bet you NOBODY gave you advice that sweet before. Let me know how it goes.

Can I bring my rollerskates?!

Signed Topics shirts, blunts, and whiskey?!? Oh helz noze. That's it.....time to dig deeper into this topic than ever before. I am going to have to borrow the "verbal matrix" from I4H this week to get this one done: *rolls up sleeves on short-sleeve shirt* TUGBOATS: spend time pushing around garbage: the garbage is stored on barges: Barge's makes root beer: An ingredient in root beer is vanilla: Vanilla was first discovered in Mexico: Mexico has a rich history of culture and art: Frida Kahlo was a famous Mexican painter: Frida Kahlo was riding on a bus when she was 18 that collided with a TROLLEY: She later went on to grow a unibrow: uni-brow: unabomber: Unabomber= UNiversity & Airline BOMBER: terrorists use bombs: bombs explode: explosions are chemical reactions: mentos and diet coke cause a chemical reaction: Coca Cola was created by John Pemberton: John Pemberton created Coca Cola to cure a morphine addiction he had after an injury in April 1865: In April 1995 Timothy McVeigh created a big chemical reaction in Oklahoma: He put a bomb in a Ryder truck: Ryder is a company located in Miami, Florida: The NASA Kennedy Space Center is in Florida: NASA launched 2 shuttles from the Kennedy Space Center in 1988: 1988 is the same year that the movie "Midnight Run" was released: Midnight Run filmed a scene at the TRAIN depot in.... no, wait....: the train scene was filmed in Flagstaff, Arizona.... *slowly rolls short-sleeves back down* I....I think I need to take a long walk to think about life...

Vagina Deer!!!!

I mean, it is only because her name is cool. That is the theme of this forum: Freja, Agata, Valkyrie.... pattern here? Nobody....not one guy would bat an eye if her name was like Fred or something...

You know, I emailed them so we could get a shoutout in here....and they never mentioned us at all!! Wow! I mean, we are busting our butts in here every single week trying to pull our weight, and some senior citizens get ANOTHER SHOUTOUT?!? ...Give me a moment.... Wow, sorry about that. I mean, maybe next week's topic should be "unbridled passion for Topics." Am I right? haha Back to the matters at hand, tugboats = on the water. Trains = on a track. Trolleys = ...on a track too? Why were there 2 tracks and one floater? Maybe the Mikes wanted us "2 (to) TRACK" down the reason why....why a TUGboat actually should be called a PUSHboat.....

While that will finally end our WORTHLESS Scoop Troop's failed attempts to tell us the next guest (OctoDocto and MmmBoP), but to save you the trouble, all you have to do is tell him, "I'm not dating anybody right now because I am just taking time to work on me." If that little droplet of your milkshake doesn't bring him to your yard, he is probably "lactose intolerant".... if you catch my drift...

I really feel like they should have titled it "Trolleys, Tugboats, and Trains." The "tr" sound kind of sandwiches the tugboat, making it feel more cozy.

Or the ones that directly reference his existence. I think he may be some sort of vampire...or a werewolf...or....an earwolf?

Hell hath no fury... #amiright

Robot-tripping? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqMVg5ixhd0 Seems like a lot of work for just a little fun, to me.

Old clip from the NBA. Every guy's worst nightmare and every woman's worst nightmare:

*cough cough* Reminds me of some comments that I heard about Seattle in here *cough* #trogdortheburninator

...Hollywood problems. Am I right?

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If a girl tells you that she cares about your personality, she is totes lying. Who need the motion of the ocean when you are riding on the Titanic (the rich people floor):