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  1. Unless you really know the torture, ridicule, and bullying that red haired kids, especially boys, go through when they are younger, and even older, then don't try to say it's "not that bad" because they're still white. An accepted form of race hate. Ginger is not nice. So, if you went to school every day and people said derogatory and hateful things to you about your Asian features, but that was the "only problem" you had to deal with, then you should just get over it? Rude.

     

    ....seriously though?


  2. fastest tugboat speed = 14.9mph

     

    fastest trolley speed = 9.5mph

     

    fastest train speed = 270mph

     

    Who has funded the over-development of the train, while neglecting the tugboats and trolleys? Was this what they were intending to discuss had they had the time to get to the last 20%??

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    Well to be fair we have been listening to some of the most dope-est bass (boss-ass) bros on the planet. With all the hollywood knowledge S and H have been droppin, we're totes qualified to give you relationship advice. Us web board wing-mans are gonna get you SO laid agata.

     

    He is lying. The point of a relationship is to foster meaningful connections so deep that he is too afraid to leave you. Therefore, write really long love poems for any guy that you like/barely know and give them to him on big wooden board with the words spelled out in doll hair that you glued to it.

     

    I bet you NOBODY gave you advice that sweet before. Let me know how it goes.

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  4. Stop, hold the train!

     

    An anonymous member of an Arizona sister study group to my own Pittsburgh Chapter has provided the following. Please, do not ask for any more details than that.

     

    I think it's safe to say that in 'this' case, a picture tells far more than a thousand words!

     

     

    Signed Topics shirts, blunts, and whiskey?!? Oh helz noze. That's it.....time to dig deeper into this topic than ever before. I am going to have to borrow the "verbal matrix" from I4H this week to get this one done:

     

    *rolls up sleeves on short-sleeve shirt*

     

    TUGBOATS: spend time pushing around garbage: the garbage is stored on barges: Barge's makes root beer: An ingredient in root beer is vanilla: Vanilla was first discovered in Mexico: Mexico has a rich history of culture and art: Frida Kahlo was a famous Mexican painter: Frida Kahlo was riding on a bus when she was 18 that collided with a TROLLEY: She later went on to grow a unibrow: uni-brow: unabomber: Unabomber= UNiversity & Airline BOMBER: terrorists use bombs: bombs explode: explosions are chemical reactions: mentos and diet coke cause a chemical reaction: Coca Cola was created by John Pemberton: John Pemberton created Coca Cola to cure a morphine addiction he had after an injury in April 1865: In April 1995 Timothy McVeigh created a big chemical reaction in Oklahoma: He put a bomb in a Ryder truck: Ryder is a company located in Miami, Florida: The NASA Kennedy Space Center is in Florida: NASA launched 2 shuttles from the Kennedy Space Center in 1988: 1988 is the same year that the movie "Midnight Run" was released: Midnight Run filmed a scene at the TRAIN depot in.... no, wait....: the train scene was filmed in Flagstaff, Arizona....

     

    *slowly rolls short-sleeves back down*

     

    I....I think I need to take a long walk to think about life...

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  5. ps. a lot of us bros on the forum DO like you. it's just that we don't really need fourum girlfriends when we already have girlfriends that are steady eightums..

     

    I mean, it is only because her name is cool. That is the theme of this forum: Freja, Agata, Valkyrie.... pattern here?

     

    Nobody....not one guy would bat an eye if her name was like Fred or something...

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  6. You know, I emailed them so we could get a shoutout in here....and they never mentioned us at all!! Wow! I mean, we are busting our butts in here every single week trying to pull our weight, and some senior citizens get ANOTHER SHOUTOUT?!?

     

    ...Give me a moment....

     

    Wow, sorry about that. I mean, maybe next week's topic should be "unbridled passion for Topics." Am I right? haha

     

    Back to the matters at hand, tugboats = on the water. Trains = on a track. Trolleys = ...on a track too?

     

    Why were there 2 tracks and one floater? Maybe the Mikes wanted us "2 (to) TRACK" down the reason why....why a TUGboat actually should be called a PUSHboat.....

     

    trash_barge_hudson.jpg

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  7. i'm going to change my picture to the next episode's guest every week until someone famous finally answers my question: how do you get a guy to like you?

     

    While that will finally end our WORTHLESS Scoop Troop's failed attempts to tell us the next guest (OctoDocto and MmmBoP), but to save you the trouble, all you have to do is tell him, "I'm not dating anybody right now because I am just taking time to work on me."

     

    If that little droplet of your milkshake doesn't bring him to your yard, he is probably "lactose intolerant".... if you catch my drift...

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  8. Anybody ever realize that they used to like TED Talks but now they don't because it's annoying listening to sanctimonious idealists preach about how things could be if only we lived in an ideal world and realized that's actually rather pointless and if they really had the answers they'd be doing the things they were talking about instead of talking about them?

     

    Me neither.

     

     

    *cough cough* Reminds me of some comments that I heard about Seattle in here *cough*

     

    #trogdortheburninator

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  9. Well, it's nice to see that without me you dinguses can still muster up some hard-hitting comments. I was lurking just to make sure you guys (and two ladies) still had the "juice." I do have some notes however (for the forum, not the show [duh]):

     

    Joshes, your ghost pic was way too scary. Take it down a notch. Next thing you know, Tony will be finding draculars up in there and then I will have to go call my daddy to get him to comfort me.

     

    Agata, I like the cut of your jib, but everyone knows what I look like because I look like white Zouks.

     

    Andy, Vibes at the Daly taping?

     

    Veebs. I thought "pie" meant something else. Apparently that's a regional thang.

     

    Stard. You has now been personally attacked in 4 podcasts by my count. As a sweet, funny lady once said, "I'm negging you, it means I like you." I hope that brings you solace since you are now jobless.

     

    JEFF: How do you keep your Earwolf hoodie so fresh? My first edition hoodie is starting to die (logo threading is coming undone). I guess I could wash it on gentle but life is short and I'm trying to advertise this shit yall.

     

    What else, what else...oh yeah. So when I type the word "wearing" into my phone, one of the suggested next words it gives me is panties. That's pretty kewl. So any of you fine earwolfers wearing panties?

     

    commando

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