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    huglife and Freja, I know you both are already rich and famous but I believe we will all gain from this rare Hollywood Handbump

     

    Well I actually didn't license them to take any artistic with my question, and unfortunately, they took out all of the chic funny parts. Their nonsense just cost me a script writing gig for Tramsformers 4: Heart of the Tin-Man.

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    I get the feeling you're all on the west coast (or maybe Chanson's Seattle-ness has just influenced this belief). I'm on the east coast and seeing her in Boston. I'm as far from Hollywood as it gets... or just about. Common Sence is probably further away and he's always stuck in traffic.

     

    Just an FYI, Wyoming is def not the east coast...

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    When is there going to be a Hollywood Handbook TV show? There's a Comedy Bang Bang one, there's a WTF with Marc Maron one, there's a Nerdist one I think with that guy from the Nerdist show, and of course Modern Family is based off of a podcast as well. Looking forawrd to it.

     

    Hollywood Handbook is an INSIDER'S guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red-carpet-lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz.

     

    Sean and Hayes are benevolent enough to try and help us small-minded midwesterners understand what goes on in the tv boxes that we own, but they aren't in it to cash in. I guarantee that if anyone approached them with a blank check to get them to do a show instead of this podcast, they would turn it down. They know that their podcast means way too much to us little people.

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    Also, do you remember when sean and hayes totally loved movie 43?

     

    They probz loved (and could totally relate to) the part when the evil guy from Big Momma's House was telling the young black kids (am I allowed to say that?) to dribble up with court with their massive dongs.

     

    That part made me very comfortable and happy that I spent the 94 minutes watching all of that comedic artistry.

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    1. If I wanted to put your whole government on blast, I would scan copies of your W2s and do some kind of wikileaks shit with them.

    2. Ouch? What's wrong, are your pants on fire? Hurting some more? That's 'cuz u just got burned.

     

    Gyal u vicious unno? Now yuh gwan mek mi tek up mi odda nyame fi dodge deh CIA= Mob Barley

     

    ...for all my Jamaicans (Greggy) in here.

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    Well Hayes mentioning Sabermetrics reminded me of this episode of Freakonomics. It's a good show, but if you hate listening to things (I totally get it) skip to minute 25. I majored in Economics and have been tuning in to this since S Dub and Steve Leave announced they were making into a podcast. Obviously had no idea of what humble beginnings I was glimpsing into with this episode when I first heard it. Now I'm a little spooked. What if Sean and Hayes have been in the backgrounds of our lives this whole time and we didn't know it. Like if you did a montage they would pop up on billboards or in the windows of restaurants. Scary.

     

    I didn't get any of Hayes's jokes in that podcast. I mean a character that pretends to be really well-versed in accuracy rates in sports must be ahead of the time, but not ONE laugh.

     

    That was some outstanding scoop trooping Asteck. Next we will find out that Hayes was a top genetic engineer at Monsanto or something.

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    While I think Sean+Hayes gave solid dating advice on this ep, I've gotta say I'm disappointed that their osking tips only involved men osking women out. What about the ladies? It's 2014, fellas. Don't start stooping to Engineer Cody's level of professionalism... smh

     

    Sorry Freja, I think that I speak for all of the straight men and (butch) lesbians in the forum when I say that progressive straight women are too scary. First you start asking men out (never do that), and then you will probably try to make him ride cupcake when you tame the open road with your Harley.

     

    Haven't you learned what happens when women take charge? You get Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

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