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  1. burjz

    Tusk (2014)

    the new kevin smith heap of garbage that stars michael parks as an olde salty serial killer who turns fucking horrible human, waste of life, podcaster, and kevin smith surrogate justin long into a human skin walrus. and it's about 95% monologues, no action, lots of poop jokes, too (two) many scenes of justin long peeing, and a cringeworthy performance from johnny depp, who looks like he got free reign of the costume department one day and was just like, "make me look, like, so wacky!" the tone made absolutely no sense and it's unbelievable and i hated it so much. please release me from obsessing over its awfulness by talking about it please please please
  2. lots of pix show him slouching a lot while carrying that cross so i'm gonna say he was Guilt Ridden Christ enBale from The Maine Machine Man
  3. keep christmas in christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BEST OF 2015 VOTING

    my faves: #323 - pie quiz w/tears for fears #324 - golden duchess cruise lines #327 - bang bang into your mouth #338 - be my guest, literally #342 - a silicon valley p-cast #355 - kid detectives #362 - romantig #373 - vocal fry #377 - good night in the morning #378 - mailer daemon thomas middleditch was the MVP of the year i think
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    EPISODE 380 β€” A Colinary Journey

    not to sound like a cranky butt, but this ep was almost exhausting to listen to. kinda wish it was just hanx/EDM or walsh/huskey?? homme was raring to go with them jokes, tho. also foam corner <3 (the most exhausting ep of this season tho was that one with the Arphon Black people. 2 many jokes per min, i couldn't breathe from the laffs)
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    EPISODE 381 β€” Kitchen Stand-Up

    scott and anthony ganging up on nathan in the first segment was delighting me to no end, i love how frustrated/giggly nathan sounded. the best. also drew tarver was very delightful! scott seemed really into his doofy charac. great ep, tbh.
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    EPISODE 362 β€” RomanTig

    scott's weird comment about holding the engagement ring with tongs made me laugh so so hard, holy crap
  8. man, it's funny how much of a negative reaction I had to Middleditch when I saw the premiere of Silicon Valley last year, but am now completely enamored by him and how much of a funny maniac he is irl. he's just so uncomfortably awkward that show. love it now, great show, C+ have a feeling this ep will be one of my top faves of the year. so silly and fun!!
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    Episode BO2014.3 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 3

    holy crap, how could i have forgotten scott's incredible character of dabney the caricature artist. my face hurts all over again
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    Best of 2014: Stump for favorite episodes here!

    holy crap, i totally didn't know that was him in harold and kumar! OF COURSE!!
  11. somehow missed this ep when it first came out but good lord, joe wengert's pathetic, weak voice made my face hurt. what a treasure.
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    Best of 2014: Stump for favorite episodes here!

    i'm losing my mind over trying to boil down a top ten but worth mentioning that i remember adomian's george w. bush in ep 290 really made me laugh super hard
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    Tusk (2014)

    it's weird because the beginning of it was pretty interesting at first, solely because of michael parks' clear dedication to his role, but contrasted with justin long being a despicable person, and then add johnny depp for some reason, you've got a really bizarre band frustrating lack of cohesive tone. like i'm sure it's intended to be more of a comedy, and i laughed (more at it than with it,) but it just so up its own butt that it's a mess, much like kevin smith irl anyways you probably should see it because i feel like i'm not doing its awfulness justice and also i apologize in advance
  14. raised by wolves is such a good tune, but i think the scotts have brainwashed me into liking U2 also, have any of you guys received your fuckin' t-shirts yet?
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    Withdrawal

    i get sad every wednesday morning when i realize there's no new ep to download will we ever be talked to again about U2? what about sexy boots? i haven't talked about turtle in so long! how will i ever know what my deductible is, bro? did scott ever finish reading the harry potter series to his son? will we ever get a part two of staind glass???? i'm so lost.
  16. zouks' soft wheezy laugh while scott was struggling through interviewing dabney was EVERYTHING to me
  17. zouks is lookin' good with that haircut! also, i loved loved loved when they all started saying "sharked" instead of "shocked" so much
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    Episode 301 β€” They're Twins Jonah!

    the jesus christ superstar bit at the end was tremendous. also i almost crashed my car when the dentist started talking in victor's podcast. my face hurts even thinking about it. 2 many lolz
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    Episode 83 β€” Winter's Tale

    This ep was great, but it would've been unreal if June was on it.
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    Teen Witch

    I love this movie so much and would be so happy if they did this. Top That is an incredible song but my favorite is definitely Most Popular Girl, if only for all the sassy hair flips:
  21. I was laughing so hard when Besser started playing Morrissey, oh my god.
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