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It's Adam and Eve, not Madame and Steve. Steve ain't sharing no ribs with some puppet.
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I don't care what my wife misheard; the marriage counselor said I have to master the Fart of Seduction.
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Like a deer in the headlights, I was in the deer's headlights. It was Earth all along!
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They all ran after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life, as three blind Steve Buscemi's with tails.
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If you're going to cross a street, instead of looking both ways why not just look into the future to see how you'll die?
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As Aladdin looked at the initials W.W.J.D on his wrist, he knew the next best thing would be to wish for more fishes.
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If you can't beat me, join me in a toast of poison, for I am Satan
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Welcome to another edition of Progressive Animaniacs.
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I'd like to see less Johnny Appleseeds and more Obama No Pants
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And there were no Survivors; making it the worst Thursday night of my life!
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The squeaky wheel gets the oil. You heard me Al Qaeda
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If you ever find the fountain of youth, I hope your wish is for a clean-shaven penny, cause that's what you're getting
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You can either marry the right person or Maury the wrong, but does anyone knock around here anymore?
Boys rule and girls drool. So sayeth I, the creepy dentist.
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Boys rule and girls drool. So sayeth I, the creepy dentist.