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    G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

    I wasn't actually offended or anything. Just wanted to embellish my disagreement.. As for the song I know it. Crashing through the sky comes an evil cry Cobraaaa (Cobra!) Cobraaaa (Cobra!) Armies of the night Evil taking flight Cobraaaa (Cobra!) Cobraaaa (Cobra!) Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide Panic spreading faaar and wiiiide Who can turn the tiiiide? GI JOOOOOOOE A Real American Hero GI JOOOOOOOE GI Joe is there GI JOOOOOOOE A Real American Hero GI JOOOOOOOE GI Joe is there Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble over land and sea and aaaair! GI Joe is there Can the world oppose deadliest of foes Cobra! (Cobra) Cobra! (Cobra) Joes will risk it all to end the evil call of Cobra (Cobra) Cobra (Cobra) They never give up The never say die walking tall with banners high They sound the battle cry Yo Joe (Yo Joe) GI Jooooooe A real american Hero GI Jooooooe is there Fighting for freedom where ever There is trouble. Over Land and sea and air! GI Joe is theeeeeere! (Narration: GI Joe is the code name for America's daring highly trained Special Mission force. It's purpose is to defend the human freedom from Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.) GI Jooooooe A real american Hero GI Jooooooe is there GI Jooooooe A real american Hero GI Jooooooe is there Fighting for freedom where ever There is trouble. Over Land and sea and air! GI Joe is theeeeeere! GI Jooooooe A real american Hero GI Jooooooe is there GI Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe The first half I did from memory. I got the song on my ipod. I am such a nerd...
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    G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

    If you watch the Blu-ray of it with the commentary, you learn about some of the problems involved. The writer wanted it to be darker. Cobra-La was a placeholder name he used till he could come up with a better one, but the studio decided to use it. He says if he had known that he'd have used something like Granny's Body Factory... If he had his way he would have simply written Shipwreck's Tijuana Vacation... Also I kinda take offense on the song and dance opening line. That is the best part of the entire damn movie. Tons of awesome action, it has a decent plot, and is beautiful to look at...
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    Episode 80 — Jack Frost: LIVE!

    God I love these people. June was hilarious not expecting him to become a snowman. Those were the best Second opinions yet. The last one with the reviewer building a snowman in the vain attempt to bring back dead relative had me in tears with laughter.
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    junes pregnant!!!

    So where do babies fall in the chart of Knowledge June knows about? Is it above or below street fighting?
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    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

    Nah it was historically famous bad people. Plus it was done in a graphic novel style They wanted that one to be a photo so people know instantly who it is and get the joke.
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    The Guyver (1991)

    Also you get Jimmy JJ Walker doing the Dyno-mite! line in the end. This is one of those hilariously bad movies that is stupid fun. This is indeed one they would have a good time with.
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    3 Ninjas (1992)

    got to love the bit where the radio guy for the villains is also in a ninja outfit...
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    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

    No it was people like Stalin, Billy The Kid, a few other bad people.. and Jerry Springer. I had to pause the DVD I was laughing os hard. Implying the devil was all these horribly evil people.. and Springer. Yeah Cage is bonkers in this. I loved it. It is one of those over the top bad movies that is just fun. You missed the part in the diner where he rubbed the kid's (Danny) hair. Danny is looking at a family and the dad is rubbing the son's head with his hand. Cage sees the kid looking at this, comes over to Danny sits down and rubs the kids head. Danny looks at him like he is a bit crazy. Cage says he saw a bee in his hair and didn't want him to get stung. (Oh god not the bees!)
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    Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

    This and the sequel would make for a bonkers double live show. Heck for the sequel all they need to do is play most of the first podcast.
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    Episode 48 — Sleepaway Camp

    Ahh. never mind then. Been a while since I saw this..
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    Episode 48 — Sleepaway Camp

    Stamped, signed and mailed. Half the fun IS listening to the confusion. especially in only one or two are thuroughly confused. The other has to keep explaining it while the confused one comes up with new confusion. As for the whole "The Doctor is coming" thing to me just says guy saw boat tip over. There might be injured. Called a doctor who is coming to help check to see they are ok.
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    Bad Ass - Proper movie review

    The Crank ones are more interview as well as Punisher 2. They talk a bit about the film but it is not the laughing analysis of the film like usual. This film is bonkers and needs to be reviewed. After his friend is murdered, the cops tell him it takes time to solve a case. He goes to the crime scene for his own investigation. Within 30 seconds he finds a spent shell casing and then immediaetly finds a gold chain torn off one of the attackers in the grass 10 feet away. How do those get missed like that?
  13. I had the podcast loaded on my ipod ready to listen to them pick apart the movie. I watched the film on Netflix and loved it. It is one of those so crazy it is awesome movies. Then I went to hear them poke fun of the film and Manzukis call it "Bananas".. But instead of a actual movie breakdown, I get an interview with Danny Trejo. The interview was great. I just wish they had made that a miniepisode and had a full one for the movie. It is awesomely over the top. I wish the interview episodes would be labled "Interview with..." instead of just the movie title. I prepare for some laughs as they mock a movie, and then listen to someone being intereviewed. I'm not saying "no interviews" just label them. Also actually do a watch and review episode of that film....
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    Any Law and Order: SVU episode

    Not sure what one you two are talking about. The one I mentioned is called "Alien".
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    Any Law and Order: SVU episode

    Dear god YES!! They will turn any episode into a political soapbox and skip the crime. I know one that I saw and my jaw dropped at it. Basic summary: Car races up to hospital and dumps out young tween boy with knife wound to the back and drives off. Kid is now paralized from waist down. He attends a Catholic school. They find out that the person who stabbed him is a much younger girl. He had been making fun of her because her mom is a lesbian. He cut her hair to a boyish look and she grabbed the scissors after he was done and stabbed him in the back. Her older half brother (who lives with other relatives and goes to same school) drove the kid to the hospital with a teachers car. The girl is made fun of for having gay parents while attending a CATHOLIC SCHOOL!! The mom wants the girl to go there for the education. Then it becomes an issue of parental rights. The biological mom is dying in the hospital and the other mom allowed the kid to be interviewed. When it comes back to bite her she claims no legal guardianship of the kid so it can't be used against her. Then she fight for custody against the girls biological grandparents. They refuse visitation and such and when uestioned they say something about the gay people are horrible parents or something. Forget exactly what it was but it was mildly against gays. The COPS ask where they heard this and they say from their lawyer, The cops pull out Pro-gay pamphlets and the grandparents immediaetly take to this like it is fascinating and they were wrong the whole time. The cops then arrest the lawer on "hate crimes". End of episode So let's look at it like this. Little boy is paralized. Little girl is not punished. Stepmom tries to manipulate the system to protect girl. Biological mom dies. Girl is placed with grandarents. They make very mild anti gay remark and are quickly converted by a piece of paper. Lawyer is arrested for handing out propaganda..
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    Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    Don't need to see it on Netflix as I own this on DVD. Hilarious movie that is indeed way over the top crazy. I think it would fit with the kind of crazy stuff they watch. It is all kinds of awesome. I prefer to buy most of my DVDs. It is there when I want it and I don't have to worry about the subscription service taking it away. I still do use Netflix for movies they mention on here, some TV Shows and such. Heck one of my fav TV shows, The Good Guys (2010), doesn't have a DVD release, yet it is on Netflix. Been watching the episodes now and then.
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    Foodfight! (2012)

    Also the clips will be hilarious because all the dialoge is read in the most flat bland acting in the world..
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    Troll (1986)

    And the kid is named Harry Potter.
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    Blue Streak (1999)

    Martin Lawrence is a jewel thief who while being chased ducks into a building under construction and hides the jewels. He is then caught and arrested. He serves his time then goes back to retrieve them.. only the building is a new police headquarters. He pretends to be a cop so he has a reason to be there. The cops in this thing are a dumber than dirt. Martin Lawerance overacts even for him.
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    The Toy (1982)

    You forget that the kid is a Bates and is called Master Bates.. Masturbates..
  21. How about the late Steve Irwin's big film Collision Course http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQgxZJLtHiU Steve and Terri are out doing there thing when they find two CIA agents they believe are poachers. They are just trying to retrieve part of a fallen satellite that the croc swallowed.
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    Four Rooms.

    Yeah this could work. It is four weird ass tales. Lot of weirdness going on. Plus the time line can be a bit of a mess. Try figuring out how the time lines of the two middle stories line up is a pain because they are supposed to happen at the same time. But there is no way for all that stuff to happen in that time frame...
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    Episode 10 — Mac & Me

    One bit I love is the mom accuses the kid in the wheelchair of putting the plants and things in the living room. Some of the stuff is way up on high shelves.. The kid in real life had spina bifida.
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    Episode 48 — Sleepaway Camp

    Agreed. You have to see the movie or be familier with it to really enjoy these. Well at least with a movie like this. I've known this this one for a while. Hearing them trying to work out the relationship is hilarious. I know the confusion. It is a little hard to follow. I was laughing the entire time. Some movies you don't need to see, but it helps.
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    Episode 72 — Toys

    One thing I want to know is how the hell Zevo toys stayed in any sense of business. Seriously. There is no fiscal way for them to survive. 1. Manufacturing - Everything seems to be assembled by hand and never packaged. We see three large head things that spit out parts onto an airport luggage carosel where dancing workers put the two to three parts together. That is expensive. 2. Location - where the hell are they? They are miles and miles from anything! They are surrounded by miles of grass. Just a single building in the middle of no where? Where do they get supplies? Also that must be a bitch of a drive to work. A single one lane road in/out of the facility. 3. The Toys - Nothing is remotely modern. The only "modern" thing looked like a big ride on truck or something. There are wind up toys that no kid played with in the past 20 years. The spend money and research fake vomit like it is the biggest thing in the world. We know REAL toy lines exist because we see the general visit a toy store and see GI Joe toys.