franklincomesalive

This movie was terrible.

And finally: Nundercover: Judgement Day Coming this summer, a young FBI agent, Trish Parker, goes undercover as a nun to investigate possible tax fraud at a New York City convent. During her investigation she finds shocking evidence implicating the worldwide Catholic Church in child trafficking, leading to an FBI/Interpol investigation of the Vatican. Realizing that there is a mole in the convent system, Pope Benedick I, the newly elected Pope, spares no cost in trying to out the undercover nun. Directed by former baseball player Rusty Kuntz (pronounced Koontz) this film will challenge your preconceived notions of the charitable tax deduction in the U.S. tax code and the role of child labor in the global economic system.

OK, one more: Nundercover: Sister Kristen Beyond Nunderdome A scantily clad nun named Sister Kristen goes undercover as a grain merchant in order to infiltrate Bartertown and steal back relics that Aunty Entity had taken from the church several years earlier. While there Sister Kristen meets Master-Blaster and realizes that neither intelligence nor height can stand in the way of true love.

I'm late to the game but I have a few possible Nundercover ideas. 1. Nundercover: Just Nun of the Guys Outraged by the Catholic Church's policy of not ordaining women as priests, a young nun borrows her brother's clothes and mannerisms and enrolls in a Los Angeles seminary. While there she helps a fellow student and love interest face down the seminary's main bully, played by William Zabka. At the annual seminary retreat she shocks everyone by kissing her priestly love interest and then revealing her breasts to him to prove she is a woman. Although she succeeds in showing her classmates that she has what it takes to be a priest, her crush is sickened by her female body parts and admits that he was actually attracted to her when she was pretending to be a guy. 2. Nundercover: Nundead A young nun is murdered by local street toughs only to be resurrected by Jesus in order to seek revenge against the underprivileged kids who took her life. Siskel and Ebert would give this two thumbs up if they were also undead. 3. Nundercover: Sins of the Father A police woman goes undercover as a nun to stop a pedophile priest from molesting children. (This one actually may have already happened).