AlexSalcido
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Ye of little faith, I'mma let you finish
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you're listening to Talkin' Tang...wait a minute wrong paper...
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
you're listening to Talkin' Tang...wait a minute wrong paper... -
Now if i go and fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, you'd think I'd worry about my dick more.
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what's love got to do with it? what's love but a second hand up the tukis?
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I make car parts for the American working man, because that's who I am, and because we fired everyone else.
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Ladies & Gentlemen....I give you....the incomparable...BO BICE.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Ladies & Gentlemen....I give you....the incomparable...BO BICE. -
This is not what I was thinking of when you said "Progressive Flow."
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
This is not what I was thinking of when you said "Progressive Flow." -
Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul. Being assaulted by cops is on my bucket list.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul. Being assaulted by cops is on my bucket list. -
Yes, Jackson Browne. Shes got to be somebody's baby. This is a maternity ward and that lady in the bloody prom dress is running out the door.
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A rose by any another name would not smell like Betty White.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A rose by any another name would not smell like Betty White. -
But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail. -
What about City Slickers II: The Legend Of Curly's Gold?
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Yeah, I remember watching Southland Tales in theaters with my friends who were still riding high off the fumes of Donnie Darko, which for the life of me, I CAN NEVER bring myself to like. Both of those movies were garbage to me. Amy Poehler was the best part of this film for me, and then the rest of it just pissed me off, and my friends LOVED IT. I dunno. Maybe I'm just a filthy commoner. But I really dislike that Darko movie alot.
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This movie needs some attention. Man vs. Addictive Killer Alien Ice Cream! Starring Garrett Morris, Michael Moriarty, Paul Sorvino, and featuring Danny Aiello.
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Dead Alive AKA Braindead (1992)
AlexSalcido replied to ARTYitUP's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Y'all need to hit up some early Peter Jackson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8LIug1cP04 "I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!" also... "Your mother ate my dog!"- 15 replies
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Episode 411 - The Phony Marony Show with The Thermals
AlexSalcido replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
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Kid-tested, mother approved. I always forget about that poisoning scene from The Sixth Sense.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Kid-tested, mother approved. I always forget about that poisoning scene from The Sixth Sense. -
Maybe it's just me, but for me, there are points where Angel turns into Eddie Pepitone. Every time John Leguizamo's name is spoken, it's the best. Fantastic ep.
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Mike Hunt is a sore loser.
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In this house, we call it "love mayonnaise."
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock rock 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock rock I can't believe its almost been 127 hours.
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When Scott said "But a few" during that ad, I totally thought he'd throw in a "co" right at the end.
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John Goodman, more like John GODDAMN!!! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang
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You sure as shit won't hear that pussy Paul Simon here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
AlexSalcido posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Rod Roddy and Jesse The Body looking ever so gaudy packed in their Audi and took a sick Saudi out for some shoddy Hot Toddies. What happens next will amaze you.