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AlexSalcido

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  1. Ye of little faith, I'mma let you finish
  2. you're listening to Talkin' Tang...wait a minute wrong paper...
  3. Now if i go and fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, you'd think I'd worry about my dick more.
  4. what's love got to do with it? what's love but a second hand up the tukis?
  5. I make car parts for the American working man, because that's who I am, and because we fired everyone else.
  6. Ladies & Gentlemen....I give you....the incomparable...BO BICE.
  7. This is not what I was thinking of when you said "Progressive Flow."
  8. Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul. Being assaulted by cops is on my bucket list.
  9. Yes, Jackson Browne. Shes got to be somebody's baby. This is a maternity ward and that lady in the bloody prom dress is running out the door.
  10. A rose by any another name would not smell like Betty White.
  11. But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail.
  12. AlexSalcido

    Southland Tales (2006)

    What about City Slickers II: The Legend Of Curly's Gold?
  13. AlexSalcido

    Southland Tales (2006)

    Yeah, I remember watching Southland Tales in theaters with my friends who were still riding high off the fumes of Donnie Darko, which for the life of me, I CAN NEVER bring myself to like. Both of those movies were garbage to me. Amy Poehler was the best part of this film for me, and then the rest of it just pissed me off, and my friends LOVED IT. I dunno. Maybe I'm just a filthy commoner. But I really dislike that Darko movie alot.
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    The Stuff (1985)

    This movie needs some attention. Man vs. Addictive Killer Alien Ice Cream! Starring Garrett Morris, Michael Moriarty, Paul Sorvino, and featuring Danny Aiello.
  15. Kid-tested, mother approved. I always forget about that poisoning scene from The Sixth Sense.
  16. AlexSalcido

    Episode 410 - You Know John Leguizamo

    Maybe it's just me, but for me, there are points where Angel turns into Eddie Pepitone. Every time John Leguizamo's name is spoken, it's the best. Fantastic ep.
  17. Mike Hunt is a sore loser.
  18. In this house, we call it "love mayonnaise."
  19. 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock rock 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock rock I can't believe its almost been 127 hours.
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    Episode 410 - You Know John Leguizamo

    When Scott said "But a few" during that ad, I totally thought he'd throw in a "co" right at the end.
  21. John Goodman, more like John GODDAMN!!! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang
  22. You sure as shit won't hear that pussy Paul Simon here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang
  23. Rod Roddy and Jesse The Body looking ever so gaudy packed in their Audi and took a sick Saudi out for some shoddy Hot Toddies. What happens next will amaze you.
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