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My VERY FIRST "2nd OPINONS" THEME SUBMISSION!!!

By AlexSalcido, January 20, 2017 in How Did This Get Made?

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Do you kiss your mother with that dick?

By AlexSalcido, April 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hello, darkness, my old friend...

By AlexSalcido, April 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ye of little faith, I'mma let you finish

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

you're listening to Talkin' Tang...wait a minute wrong paper...

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now if i go and fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, you'd think I'd worry about my dick more.

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

what's love got to do with it? what's love but a second hand up the tukis?

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I make car parts for the American working man, because that's who I am, and because we fired everyone else.

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ladies & Gentlemen....I give you....the incomparable...BO BICE.

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This is not what I was thinking of when you said "Progressive Flow."

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul. Being assaulted by cops is on my bucket list.

By AlexSalcido, April 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Yes, Jackson Browne. Shes got to be somebody's baby. This is a maternity ward and that lady in the bloody prom dress is running out the door.

By AlexSalcido, April 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A rose by any another name would not smell like Betty White.

By AlexSalcido, April 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail.

By AlexSalcido, April 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Kid-tested, mother approved. I always forget about that poisoning scene from The Sixth Sense.

By AlexSalcido, March 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mike Hunt is a sore loser.

By AlexSalcido, March 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In this house, we call it "love mayonnaise."

By AlexSalcido, March 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock rock. 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock rock. I can't believe its almost been 127 hours.

By AlexSalcido, March 29, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

John Goodman, more like John GODDAMN!!!

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You sure as shit won't hear that pussy Paul Simon here. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Rod Roddy and Jesse The Body looking ever so gaudy packed in their Audi and took a sick Saudi out for some shoddy Hot Toddies...

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"If I could change the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe...you would think my love was really something good..."

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Tonight the role of Horace will be portrayed by Jason Mantzoukas.

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My name is Jason Waterfalls, and I'm tired of running from you!

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And now to perform "Change The World" from the hit movie Phenomenon, haha just kidding...now it's in your head all day and it's all because of ME.

By AlexSalcido, March 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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