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  5. Posted

    Just finished it... few random thoughts....

     

    This movie is available for free on YouTube.

    It's great to try and recast this whole movie with cast members of Wet Hot American Summer.

     

    Alison should be played by Amy poehler

    Ferdy is Michael showwalter

    Rick is ken Marino

    technician 1 is Joe LoTruglio

    Second one is David Hyde pierce

    Swayze hair/gum chewer is Bradley Cooper

    I'm still working on the others. Feel free to chime in with suggestions.

     

    What boy and girl just watch a monster movie while your friends fuck openly behind you?

     

    "Oh my god! You're the king! You're the king!"

     

    Linda just out of nowhere is an expert on how to make Molotov cocktails. And then that is NEVER revisited.

     

    I love-LOVE how ferdy threw that tank at the protector and it immediately just chucked it right back. That made me genuinely happy.

  8. Posted

    I like the theme!

     

    Pedantic point: The apostrophe comes after "n" in the word "ain't" because it's omitting the letter "o" in not. (Fun fact: "ain't" was the contraction used for "am not" starting in about the 18th century because the "amn't" is almost impossible to say)

     

    Yeah I subscribe to that, but for some reason, it was counted as a misspell so I went with that, "A'int": just looks weird.

    I also believe the toilet paper roll always goes OVER and not under.

    Not being sarcastic, I'm being totally real.

     

    and I'm happy you like the tune, I'm pretty happy with it. Checkin off goals left and right!

  9. Posted

     

    this is my very first and not last "2nd opinions" theme submission.

    hope you like it.

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    You say this movie's awful

    No, this movie's awesome

    You run your mouth, just hear me out

     

    It may be bananas

    or next level bonkers

    I got a few hundred misspelled words to offer

     

    This a'int a cry for help

    I couldn't help myself

    This a'int a suicide note I swear

     

    It's just a second opinion

    Just the one to spare.

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  11. Posted

    Don't know if anyone's done this yet but...

     

    Sha, la, la, la, la, la, la

    Mmm

    Uh huh

    I was down at the New Amsterdam

    Staring at this yellow-haired girl

    Cuervo Jones strikes up a conversation

    With a black-haired flamenco dancer

    You know, she dances while his father plays guitar

    She's suddenly beautiful

    We all want something beautiful

    Man, I wish I was beautiful

    So come dance the silence down through the morning

    Sha la, la, la, la, la, la, la

    Yeah

    Uh huh

    Yeah

    Cut up, Maria!

    Show me some of that Spanish dancin'

    Pass me a bottle, Cuervo Jones

    Believe in me

    Help me believe in anything

    'Cause I want to be someone who believes

    Yeah

    Cuervo Jones and me

    Tell each other fairy tales

    And we stare at the beautiful women

    She's looking at you

    Ah, no, no, she's looking at me

    Smilin' in the bright lights

    Coming through in stereo

    When everybody loves you

    You can never be lonely

    Well, I'm gonna paint my picture

    Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray

    All of the beautiful colors are very, very meaningful

    Yeah, well, you know gray is my favorite color

    I felt so symbolic yesterday

    If I knew Picasso

    I would buy myself a gray guitar and play

    Cuervo Jones and me

    Look into the future

    Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women

    She's looking at you

    I don't think so

    She's looking at me

    Standing in the spotlight

    I bought myself a gray guitar

    When everybody loves me

    I will never be lonely

    I will never be lonely

    Said I'm never gonna be

    Lonely

    I wanna be a lion

    Yeah, everybody wants to pass as cats

    We all wanna be big, big stars

    Yeah, but we got different reasons for that

    Believe in me

    'Cause I don't believe in anything

    And I wanna be someone to believe, to believe, to believe

    Yeah!

    Cuervo Jones and me

    Stumbling through the Barrio

    Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women

    She's perfect for you

    Man, there's got to be somebody for me

    I wanna be Bob Dylan

    Cuervo Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky

    When everybody love you

    Oh! Son, that's just about as funky as you can be

    Cuervo Jones and me

    Starin' at the video

    When I look at the television, I wanna see me

    Staring right back at me

    We all wanna be big stars

    But we don't know why, and we don't know how

    But when everybody loves me

    I'm wanna be just about as happy as I can be

    Cuervo Jones and me

    We're gonna be big stars

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