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    Die Another Day (2002)

    Guys....... This movie is insane. Die Another Day (2002) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246460/ Let me just skim the highlights: Man with diamonds embedded in his face Invisible car gene therapy technology (spoiler related?) Sun diverting satellite Ice Castle ELECTRIC SHOCK SUIT! TIDAL WAVE WIND SURFING!!!! Seriously, even if this doesn't get chosen you owe it to yourself to watch this movie. For your time, I have included one redeeming quality about this piece of sh..
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    3 Days To Kill (2014)

    This movie is amazing. I know I know it looks like a Taken rip-off, but it totally isnt. Its actually a comedy! I don't want to ruin the good parts, but lets just say if you like: Moustache jokes Blatent disregard for human life Nonsensical plots This movie is for you.
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    New HDTGM "Daredevil" t-shirt in the store!!

    Is Zouks supposed to look like Manson? Also, Im obviously buying this
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    Episode 83.5 — Minisode 83.5

    I'm not going to mince words. I hated this movie. If they cut it to be 45 minutes it would be 10 times better. Its essentially 5 scenes that take 20 minutes each. Also, Peter Dinklage
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    Episode 83.5 — Minisode 83.5

    I think I speak for everyone here when I say, fuck that guy, I hope "Butterfinger" rapes him. Paul, am I unhappy about perhaps having less episodes of HDTGM, of course, but I understand 100% and wish nothing but the best for you and June. You have given us so much and while there are those who may take it for granted, I think the majority of the forums are stoked that "Hudson" (if its a boy), "Barb Wire" (if its a girl), or "Angela" (if its a boygirl) will soon be entering this world. Congratulations and keep being awesome PS: Holy shit, I just realized you could name Zouks the "Godfather" and have an amazing movie idea
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    3 Days To Kill (2014)

    Also, Costner seemingly has a good relationship with one of the characters because he too is a father, but he continually is shooting at him/ throwing him in a trunk/ ramming him with a car. Oh and one more thing, am I the only one who thought this movie is set up like a love (sexual) story between KC and his daughter? Their scenes are very weird.
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    Running Scared (2006)

    I actually genuinely like this movie. Vera Farmiga's ass and David Warshofsky as the Lenny the Pimp? How can you go wrong?
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    Episode 82 — Double Team

    What I wondered is why not just use a parachute? I don't understand the need to put the basketball shaped magical balloon in the movie. Was the payoff worth it? They just show it rolling on the ground and we are supposed to believe that it just worked?
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    Die Another Day (2002)

    Apparently, there was supposed to be a Jinx spinoff, but it was cancelled. All I can say is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". I can only imagine what Halle Berry would have delivered
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    fast 7 scene

    Seeing Paul Walker makes me sad. Almost as sad as when I see Vin Diesel's acting.
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    The Long Kiss Goodnight

    I saw the last 30 minutes of this movie once and was extremely confused. Then I watched the entire thing and was aroused.
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    Die Another Day (2002)

    Because I'm seemingly a masochist, I watched this movie again to ensure that maybe on the first viewing (as it had been years since I had seen it previously) that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. Guess what? It was still as crazy-bonkers-nutso as the previous time. I understand Bond movies of the past are somewhat eccentric and definitely fall under a different category than most movies, but that doesn't excuse the fact that this movie has elements that make no sense. I can live with the man with diamonds embedded in his face if he were the villain of this movie. It's definitely unique, but it would follow suit of there being a uniqueness to each Bond villain as Ryan Sz stated. The problem is the writers decided that he wasn't "villainy" enough and landed on this. A Korean man in this movie uses "gene therapy" to "alter his appearance through DNA restructuring" (Quotes courtesy of Wikipedia) which results in him looking like a Caucasian British male with a British accent. Seriously, w...t...f? Also, on the second viewing I noticed the rather poor editing in a few scenes. One in particular in which Bond is talking to M in an underground cache and the shot is from behind his head and it shows his mouth moving from the side, but he has no lines of dialogue. tldr; This movie is still bonkers
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    Episode 81 — Mortal Kombat

    This movie is upsetting. Also, I think I'm beginning to fall in love with June. Guess what Paul?! You. Me. MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: I watched this movie with three girls and two guys and the girls were more interested than the guys. They were really invested in the Cage-Blade storyline as well as Sonya getting revenge on Kano.