Dale Cooper Black
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Fun fact, if you took the intestines of everyone on Earth and stretched them out, it would be pretty gross
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The world nowadays is like the Canadian Mint: It doesn't make any cents. Or mints.
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Back in my day, the only thing quote/unquote "gay" in an Archie comic was all the latent homosexuality
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Fonzie still says "ay" a lot, but now it's a question because his hearing aid doesn't work
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It’s the birds and the bees, not the birds and Steve.
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Thanks, but I don't have a show to read it on -
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! Yup, just a stupid bird, sorry for the ruckus
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More like Sharts of the Past, amirite?
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I didn't know the Rebellion shopped at Aldo -
Aquaman knows how to get the ladies wet
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When God made you, he pooped out something really special
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It’s the birds and the bees, not the birds and Steve.
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Did this one get read on the show? -
A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink
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I doubt that the birth of this foal would've gone as smoothly without your timely intervention, Batman
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hee hee hee
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Pete Holmes is like the Mary Sue of his own life
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Henry and Nancy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-E-R
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I slept like a baby last night -- I shit in a diaper and cried for hours
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Fun fact, Tom Hanks has a surprising amount of human heads in his freezer
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Back in my day, we had to submit catchphrases to catchphrasery@aol.com on our Commodore 64s and wait for a response via pager from Scott’s grandfather, Old Groucherman.
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Remember when we had to upgrade to Commodore 65? Disks were much floppier back then. Everything was. -
Turns out www.donglover.com has nothing to do with Donald Glover
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One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, I said buckle it bitch
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I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody and I must say, I smell Oscar! My friend Oscar, who hasn't washed his balls in months
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