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    Yo' mama got played by more men than James Bond

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your balls. My face. A juggling act gone horribly wrong.

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun fact, R2-D2 isn't sentient; C-3P0 is just a really good ventriloquist

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There was a young hamster named Steve, whose exploits you wouldn't believe. He once stole a knife, and took his own life; it was sad but if you knew Steve back in the day it wouldn't come as a huge surprise

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Conrad Bain died of an intraCEREBRAL brain hemorrhage; Gary Coleman died of an intraCRANIAL brain hemorrhage. Different strokes for different folks

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Waiter, that soup you served me tasted like piss. And it wasn't even hot!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It is a common practice in some countries to rub Vicks Vaporub on one's genitals to ward off the spirit of friend-of-the-show Larry King

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Just a reminder that a vampire cannot enter your home without permission, but Larry King can, and he likes to watch you sleep

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ishtar never did answer the question posed in the film's trailer: Is a bell a Johnny?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister? I hardly know 'er!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you don't believe the median age of people living in Carlsbad, California is 40.4 years, you must have lost your census!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Your client's story doesn't pass the sniff test, counselor. And quite frankly, neither do his balls

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Danny Bonaduce breaks down his most iconic character

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Inspector Gadget? I hardly know 'er gadget!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Frankly, my door, I don't give a jamb

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I take two shits in the morning, I take two shits at night. I take two shits in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I take two shits in time of peace and two in time of war. I take two shits before I take two shits and then I take two more

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix? I hardly know 'er and the Order of the Phoenix

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, and after he died of dehydration, I wished I'd heeded the advice of the camel salesman

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I can't figure out which one is a Trandoshan bounty hunter and which one is Judith Light

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As the senator from Tatooine, I "dewback" the Supreme Chancellor's proposal

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I don't know if King Arthur was the king of Camelot, but I can say for sure that Bea Arthur was the queen of cameltoe

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun fact, if you took the intestines of everyone on Earth and stretched them out, it would be pretty gross

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The world nowadays is like the Canadian Mint: It doesn't make any cents. Or mints.

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Back in my day, the only thing quote/unquote "gay" in an Archie comic was all the latent homosexuality

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fonzie still says "ay" a lot, but now it's a question because his hearing aid doesn't work

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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