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The year is 1997. Patrick Stewart is no longer Captain Picard, but not yet Professor Xavier. Vincent Kartheiser is some nobody kid who isn't even on Angel yet, let alone Mad Men. Together, they make a horrible movie that I only know because I found a 25 cent VHS in a small town supermarket while they were trying to clear out their stock of unsellable shit. Here's a synopsis from IMDb: Oz, a rebellious teenager who just got expelled from his preppy school returns for one final prank. But as he goes to the basement to set things up, he stumbles upon a security consultant, former school employee, that just took the entire school hostage for millions in ransom. Oz must rely on his youth and love for pranks to outwit the devious criminal mastermind. Yeah. It's that good.

Scott made a fucking Admiral Thrawn reference. Who does he think he is, Matt Gourley?

Oh the way Glenn Miller played songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us we had it made...also, I'm gay.

I was worried this wouldn't live up to the hype, but these two are the best, sexiest cumfucks ever.

Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday, is just the Bizarro Garfield. He hates lasagna!

This is an episode where, by the end, I couldn't decide if Gilbert should be on every week or banned from the show. He was hilarious. Dangerously hilarious- I was driving while listening and around the fourth time he interjected with a sitcom I was making a left turn and laughed so hard I got into a coughing fit and almost wrecked myself. But man, I felt so bad for Adomian, who I mean...we all know he's having issues with podcasts these days, so having to deal with Gottfried when he finally comes back to CBB and he's there to really promote his current show sort of sucks a lot, right? I think Atamaniuk was having an easier time with it, just because Trump is an easier character to play off Gilbert. James was pretty much stuck in a position of trying to get out of playing the straight man to those two while remaining in character. But, it was an uproariously funny episode anyway so whatever I guess. I'd be happy to go see Trump vs. Bernie if it ever came around my neighborhood too, just to see those two go at it live, without discussing sitcom episodes.

Can't decide between Fernwood Tonight or Mary Hartman? Martin Mull it over!

Look, lady, you're no Uatu the Watcher yourself.

Call me a wampa, because I'm too Hoth to handle.

My only exposure to Bruce was watching KITH over and over obsessively, so it was an utter delight to hear him be exactly as fun and weird as I wanted him to actually be.

With so many Savages, it's a veritable Savage Garden!

This episode was fantastic, but the Leesa commercial was actually the funniest part to me, somehow. Tompkins, you've done it again.

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How did they get through this ep without saying "Hey-Nick Man" to Kroll?

When I'm on the road, staring down a long stretch of asphalt, it's all content to me, baby.

I never fast forward through ads (though HDTGM is testing my patience lately) least of all Paul's. Though, I mean, part of that is that I listen while driving so fast forwarding through an ad while on the highway is probably a bad idea.

Oh my god, i just remembered how giddy I got not just when Paul called out that he was doing Adomian's Leykis accidentally, but also when he briefly noticed that Lauren was doing a spot on version of Claudia O'Doherty's Kim Cattrall.

Do you think the full majesty of the live shows could ever be produced as a HOWL™ Premium™ exclusive? Like in full video? Just asking as someone who lives nowhere near CA, but would spend all my baby's diaper money to see Spont Live.

For real though, why isn't the name of this ep Brittle Little Chicken Dicks?

PFT and LL desperately need to reprise these characs on WSG.

It is the rare CBB that compels me to listen to it over Spontaneanation on Monday morning, but the words "Tatiana Maslany" will get me every time. The fact that I don't miss out on Monday morning PFT and get a BBBBONUSSSS Lauren Lapkus is just the icing on that particular cake.

Neccos are the best as long as they're the old school kind with the spice flavors. I can eat those things for hours. HOURS. However, my favorite dessert is just straight up cheap grocery store rainbow sherbet. Yeah, that makes me a garbage person but I don't care. I have literally eaten a gallon in a single night before fight me.

Such a crowded episode and it was fabulous. The room did a fantastic job constantly derailing stuff into hilarious things and not letting the episode get bogged down in drama and repeating Womp-lore. Maybe my favorite Womptacular.

Oh my god, that trailer is 100% completely Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. That is amazing.

I don't think anyone has to edit out the commercials, because presumably there already exists a version without them edited in in the first place. The point still stands, of course.