JosephSchmo

Sandwiches can be made with toothpaste, salami, and other things, too

By JosephSchmo, July 24, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Bread and Fred and bread again. A sandwich of Fred is in your brain

By JosephSchmo, May 16, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This next guest is doing this podcast to pay off his student loans

By JosephSchmo, April 21, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Let's take it from the top. This time without the anti-Canadian rhetoric

By JosephSchmo, April 19, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Avatar was a great film and I can't wait for the twelve scheduled sequels

By JosephSchmo, April 17, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All art should be bathrooms

By JosephSchmo, April 14, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't much care for strawberries. They make me sad.

By JosephSchmo, April 12, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fingernails are sometime longer than shrimp

By JosephSchmo, April 10, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Where will you be when the goat eats the turnip

By JosephSchmo, April 9, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I think dogs understand elevators for the most part

By JosephSchmo, February 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The most terrible lies are those told about peanut butter.

By JosephSchmo, July 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

An open can is not a metaphor.

By JosephSchmo, June 21, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Peaches

Charles Dickens would have been a terrible police officer.

By JosephSchmo, April 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Edwin Drood

Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.

By JosephSchmo, February 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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God's Not Dead

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By JosephSchmo, October 18, 2014 in Bad Movie Recommendations

• Stereotypes
• Islamophobia
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Ask not what your county can do for Hugh Grant, we've done enough for him

By JosephSchmo, January 27, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  • Vitamin C

There is a lot of pee pee in the toilet.

By JosephSchmo, December 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Celery

I'd like to believe you, but that is a suspicious amount of mosquito bites

By JosephSchmo, November 9, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• K Pop

You just brought a razor to a laser fight.

By JosephSchmo, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you're so smart, why don't you try pickling the snozberry?

By JosephSchmo, October 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Snozberry

Disclaimer: Nothing said in this episode is intended to imply that any of the panelists do not love, respect, and adore Beyonce.

By JosephSchmo, October 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Queen Bey

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

By JosephSchmo, September 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Life
• Crispy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

By JosephSchmo, September 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Life
• Crispy

Remember how everything in the 90's was extreme? That was exhausting.

By JosephSchmo, September 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Do the Dew

Cock a doodle do! Cock a dew to whom?

By JosephSchmo, September 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions