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Everything posted by JosephSchmo

  1. Sandwiches can be made with toothpaste, salami, and other things, too
  2. Bread and Fred and bread again. A sandwich of Fred is in your brain
  3. This next guest is doing this podcast to pay off his student loans
  4. Let's take it from the top. This time without the anti-Canadian rhetoric
  5. Avatar was a great film and I can't wait for the twelve scheduled sequel
  6. All art should be bathrooms
  7. I don't much care for strawberries. They make me sad.
  8. Fingernails are sometime longer than shrimp
  9. Where will you be when the goat eats the turnip
  10. I think dogs understand elevators for the most part
  11. The most terrible lies are those told about peanut butter.
  12. An open can is not a metaphor.
  13. Charles Dickens would have been a terrible police officer.
  14. JosephSchmo

    Episode 294.5 - Sklarbro County 199

    Great podcast, but I disagree with your take on double jeopardy. Yes, Pistorius should be in jail. However, the government shouldn't have the power to repeatedly try an individual for the same offense. It leads to harassment and would enable the government to try the case as many times as it wishes until it gets a jury (or in South Africa's case, a judge) that decides as it wants or the individual accepts a plea. I don't think public opinion and budgetary concerns would be enough of a check on this. Imagine if Ken Kratz had that discretionary power. US justice system has plenty to criticize, but double jeopardy protection isn't one of them. Big fan, rock on guys
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    The rap scene also definitely holds up.
  16. JosephSchmo

    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    I thought the acting of the dog was unfairly criticized in this episode. The dog's resistance was in tune with the character's fear of the obvious drowning hazard of being a tiny dog in a full bubble-bath. How long can a dog tread water? Did the brother even have the canine motor skills to tread water? The teen witch was going to leave him unattended while she dealt with their parents. The brother had no idea that he would revert to human form. He thought he was going to die. I haven't seen the film in a few years, but I also don't think the teen witch knew her brother would turn human. Was the teen witch trying to murder her asshole brother? Did the cycle of abuse continue? Did the brother grow up to become this guy?
  17. Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.
  18. JosephSchmo

    Episode 290 - The LeBron Runoff

    The Sands in Bethlehem, PA also has an Asian section, too. I've only been to a couple of casinos, but think it may be a thing all around.
  19. JosephSchmo

    God's Not Dead

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God%27s_Not_Dead_%28film%29 Everything about this movie is crazy except Kevin Sorbo's performance. He is really talented.
  20. Ask not what your country can do for Hugh Grant, we've done enough for him
  21. I think this one will stick.
  22. I'd like to believe you, but that is a suspicious amount of mosquito bites
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    I'm glad you did. Still fun to listen to them riff on it.
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    There may be an agreement between the child plaintiff's dad and the aunt. The homeowner's policy will probably cover liability and the may be trying to collect. You see this kind of thing a lot in car accidents where the driver and passenger are spouses. You'll the passenger spouse sue the driver spouse to collect from the insurance company. I don't know what's going on with the aunt, but she may not be an actual monster.