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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

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    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a porcupine holds no value at all.

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    All art should be bathrooms

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    An open can is not a metaphor.

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    Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?

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    Ask not what your county can do for Hugh Grant, we've done enough for him

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    Avatar was a great film and I can't wait for the twelve scheduled sequels

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    Bread and Fred and bread again. A sandwich of Fred is in your brain

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    Can I kick it? Not until it's in the public domain.

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    Charles Dickens would have been a terrible police officer.

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    Cock a doodle do! Cock a dew to whom?

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    Cocktail takes place in a universe where juggling bartenders rule the social scene.

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    David Copperfield ain't got shit on me. I'm the sencha king of middle America.

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    Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

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    Disclaimer: Nothing said in this episode is intended to imply that any of the panelists do not love, respect, and adore Beyonce.

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    Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

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    Fail apple, fail apple, fail apple. Maple Jordan brings peace yonder hillside.

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    Fingernails are sometime longer than shrimp

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    G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!

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    Giraffes don't have elbows.

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    God's Not Dead

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    Honey crisp and bubblegum pie, drain the dreidel, drain it dry.

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    How about you start by rubbing the peanut butter on your ear, and then we can have a conversation.

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    I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.

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    I don't care how high your thread-counts are. That's an inappropriate amount of oatmeal!

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