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You can show the him your music and literature, but the cyclops is brutish and unimpressed by your culture

By JosephSchmo, July 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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- nemo
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- July 29, 2015
Werewolf dunk and werewolf drunk. High or dry, the llama cares not.

By JosephSchmo, July 29, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Teen wolf
- 0 replies
- 624 views
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- July 29, 2015
I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?

By JosephSchmo, July 18, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Comma
- Thunder
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- July 18, 2015
My fault? We wouldn't even be here if hadn't rubbed the amulet.

By JosephSchmo, July 17, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Courage
- Bae
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- 619 views
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- July 17, 2015
I kind of feel like Rumpelstiltskin just would have been a more involved parent.

By JosephSchmo, July 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Ants
- Clorox
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- July 16, 2015
Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat.

By JosephSchmo, June 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Woop Woop
- Wicked Clown Love
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- 519 views
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- June 24, 2015
Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?

By JosephSchmo, June 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Giraffes
- Nails
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- June 3, 2015
You bring the scissors, I'll bring the batteries. Let's save the rec center!

By JosephSchmo, May 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Real American
- Hulkste
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- 489 views
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- May 1, 2015
Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

By JosephSchmo, April 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Benji Franks
- Caviar
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- April 20, 2015
If you're here, where's all that turtle milk coming from?

By JosephSchmo, April 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Turtle
- Tay Tay
- 0 replies
- 595 views
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- April 16, 2015
G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!

By JosephSchmo, March 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Goosefish
- T-Swift
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- March 27, 2015
Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

By JosephSchmo, March 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Juice
- 0 replies
- 686 views
- JosephSchmo
- March 12, 2015
I know Lavine struggled at the one, but I'm excited to see him learn to play off-ball now that Rubio is back in the lineup.

By JosephSchmo, March 8, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Spanish Unicorn
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- 554 views
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- March 8, 2015
When he sat in my Cheerios, I Edward James almost turned to a life of piracy on the high cheese.

By JosephSchmo, February 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Starbuck
- Gimme
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- 996 views
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- February 26, 2015
That's not a drone. That's a scone!

By JosephSchmo, February 18, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Navy
- Bleach
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- February 18, 2015
Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.

By JosephSchmo, February 7, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- #JustSaying
- Ricky Rubio is back
- 0 replies
- 599 views
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- February 7, 2015
My problem is that she tossed a tiny dog into a full bath. She had no way of knowing that her brother would revert to human form.

By JosephSchmo, January 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Top That!
- 0 replies
- 646 views
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- January 30, 2015
Perception is a moving target; the looking glass looks back. The looking glass looks back.

By JosephSchmo, January 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Jelly Beans
- WWF
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- January 28, 2015
These are by far the most viscous jelly beans I've ever defenestrated.

By JosephSchmo, January 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Defenstrate
- 0 replies
- 613 views
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- January 26, 2015
It's not as many gift certificates as it looks, but i'll concede it's a lot of gift certificates.

By JosephSchmo, January 26, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Cranberry
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- 694 views
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- January 26, 2015
I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.

By JosephSchmo, December 10, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Canardia
- 0 replies
- 654 views
- JosephSchmo
- December 10, 2014
If this podcast devolves into a Lord of the Flies style throwdown, I am down. I want this guest to throw a punch so fucking bad.

By JosephSchmo, December 6, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Craisin
- Craisin Brand
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- Bernard_Shakey
- December 6, 2014
You're the one who said the thing about gingivitis. All I said was that the pseudopod will dry up like a craisin in the sun

By JosephSchmo, December 5, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Craisin
- 1 reply
- 873 views
- KingOfCastle
- December 5, 2014
I'm not a hot saucerman. I'm a hot saucer, man.

By JosephSchmo, November 17, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- hot saucerman
- 0 replies
- 627 views
- JosephSchmo
- November 17, 2014
They call me the wanderer, I roam around, around, around fucking everything. #mostlysafesex

By JosephSchmo, November 16, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- mostlysafesex
- 0 replies
- 623 views
- JosephSchmo
- November 16, 2014

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You can show the him your music and literature, but the cyclops is brutish and unimpressed by your culture

Werewolf dunk and werewolf drunk. High or dry, the llama cares not.

I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?

My fault? We wouldn't even be here if hadn't rubbed the amulet.

I kind of feel like Rumpelstiltskin just would have been a more involved parent.

Provoke the carpenter and sate him with your flesh. He's had a rough day and deserves a treat.

Are giraffes standard at zoos or is that something I should look into beforehand?

You bring the scissors, I'll bring the batteries. Let's save the rec center!

Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

If you're here, where's all that turtle milk coming from?

G-g-g-g-g-goosefish!

Did you drink any of that orange juice I left you last night?

I know Lavine struggled at the one, but I'm excited to see him learn to play off-ball now that Rubio is back in the lineup.

When he sat in my Cheerios, I Edward James almost turned to a life of piracy on the high cheese.

That's not a drone. That's a scone!

Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.

My problem is that she tossed a tiny dog into a full bath. She had no way of knowing that her brother would revert to human form.

Perception is a moving target; the looking glass looks back. The looking glass looks back.

These are by far the most viscous jelly beans I've ever defenestrated.

It's not as many gift certificates as it looks, but i'll concede it's a lot of gift certificates.

I can't say for certain that it's because of the jellyfish, but old Canadian women sure do like me a lot.

If this podcast devolves into a Lord of the Flies style throwdown, I am down. I want this guest to throw a punch so fucking bad.

You're the one who said the thing about gingivitis. All I said was that the pseudopod will dry up like a craisin in the sun

I'm not a hot saucerman. I'm a hot saucer, man.

They call me the wanderer, I roam around, around, around fucking everything. #mostlysafesex

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