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Your roundhouse kicks have no power here, for this house is square, as are most others!
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Your roundhouse kicks have no power here, for this house is square, as are most others! -
Ukeleles are the chodes of the guitar world.
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Ukeleles are the chodes of the guitar world. -
Sweet Audrey, do not fret, there is enough tuna steaks for all!
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Sweet Audrey, do not fret, there is enough tuna steaks for all! -
Space is all that black stuff in the sky, time is watching my arms get saggy.
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Space is all that black stuff in the sky, time is watching my arms get saggy. -
I'll have a side of toast, the rest you can feed to the peasants.
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I'll have a side of toast, the rest you can feed to the peasants. -
Soaked in sunbeams, covered in oil, laid out on the sand... there's no better way to cook an egg.
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Soaked in sunbeams, covered in oil, laid out on the sand... there's no better way to cook an egg. -
Michaelangelo liked his ladies buff and with bodonkin' booties.
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Michaelangelo liked his ladies buff and with bodonkin' booties. -
Harder, better, faster, stronger, low-fat, and gluten-free!
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Harder, better, faster, stronger, low-fat, and gluten-free! -
Twerking on the weekend is hardly worth the time-and-a-half.
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Twerking on the weekend is hardly worth the time-and-a-half. -
Time was a bloated circle before it started doing crunches.
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Time was a bloated circle before it started doing crunches. -
I always wake and bake. All my follow bakers start quite early in the morning as well.
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I always wake and bake. All my follow bakers start quite early in the morning as well. -
A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock.
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A little dab'll do ya at first, but then you keep craving more and end up with hair so hard it can cut rock -
A diamond is forever. So is Val Kilmer's Batman.
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A diamond is forever. So is Val Kilmer's Batman. -
In space no one can hear you scream. In time someone might wonder where you are.
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In space no one can hear you scream. In time someone might wonder where you are. -
Cry hammock and let sleep the dogs of snore!
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Cry hammock and let sleep the dogs of snore! -
Stan, Jan, and Dan left Rick out of their plan... for obvious reasons.
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Stan, Jan, and Dan left Rick out of their plan... for obvious reasons. -
In space no one can hear you cursing wildly because you forgot to send your rent check.
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In space no one can hear you cursing wildly because you forgot to send your rent check. -
Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs.
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Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly on the thumbs. -
Stan, Jan, and Dan left Rick out of their plan... for obvious reasons.
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I like this one -
Right now, 797,151 Americans are masterbating, according to pleated-jeans.com.
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Right now, 797,151 Americans are masterbating, according to pleated-jeans.com. -
Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee?
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Sweet creams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss Steve Agee? -
I asked my doctor about prescription pornography, and you should too.
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I asked my doctor about prescription pornography, and you should too. -
All things are all things to everybody who is everybody.
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All things are all things to everybody who is everybody.