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Today, tonight, tomorrow, to life, l'chaim, la cage, la bomba, bombs away, awake, wake up, morning, today.
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My silly buddy has a some Silly Putty, buts a bit silly nutty in the brain parts.
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Took me twenty years to figure out the title of Back to the Future. Maybe now I'll watch it sometime.
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Like most men on the go, I appreciate a DEET-filled bug repellent on my tush.
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Time has a way of slipping past us, but I'll catch it one of these days.
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I'm pretty sure sex is just an excuse for guys to ejaculate.
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Ben just moved to a new flat in a new city in a new town. And to think, he could just have had a V8!
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Time was you couldn't even buy a pickle without saddling up the old horse. Now-a-days people just eat the horse!
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A professional does it for money, an amateur does it for the experience, I just don't do it at all.
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My greatest rival is myself... And stairs. I hate walking up stairs.
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Saying you want sock puppets is different than saying you want TO sock puppets.
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Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.
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One box of Mac n Cheese never seems like enough, but two boxes is waaay too much.
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If you must have a chip on your shoulder make sure it's one of those reduced sodium kinds.
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Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.
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You can do anything with Love. Not love the feeling, but R.J. Love who lives down the street. That guy's a miracle worker.
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Her lips said no and so did her eyes. Good thing too, those talking eyes were creepy.
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I don't think it's fair that other people in the world can eat crullers too.
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My mother told me people will lie to get attention and seem interesting. But I was still thinking about her alien abduction story.
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Two pickles is better than one cucumber, unless you prefer cucumbers.
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Excuse me, sir, but I believe my pickled plums make your argument invalid.
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I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.
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I need twenty stout young men to man a vessel that shall transport twenty-five tons of ice to the tropics! 'Twill be a pretty cool trip!
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